Michael Stewarts Officially Unofficial FreeStyle thread :P

Sup p33pz, express yoself,

Freestyle time. The rules are simple, just write a freestyle, and hit the send button, easy enough, here i'll start with something fun AND enjoyable;

They call me the microphone assassin/
My rhymes are like im straight attackin/
With skills beyond compare/
Knockin' up women without a care/
how dare/
These punks ass rappas try to start with me/
you see/
Fuck comedy central, I got the real keys to the v i p/
my squad and me/
we/
run this town like rihanna or jay to the zee/
see/
I just killed this ease/
I gotta go now, your girls waitin' in the back room already on her knees/

Oh, and I forgot to mention, it would be appreciated if you also left some feedback on previous freestyles, like minez.