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Sykesy
"Mean is making Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass fucked her" - Johnny 'Drama' Chase
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|  Subject: Post a Joke Thread  Fri Sep 03, 2010 5:19 am | |
| Remember these are jokes people. If you are of a different race or sexual orientation that may be offended by these jokes then don't be [Unless they are REALLY bad]. They are jokes.
Anyway, I'll start:
Hickory Dickory Dock
The Slut was suckin a Cock
Her Hair got tangled
The Bitch got strangled
But at least she swallowed the lot | |
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Black Dagger
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| | Subject: Re: Post a Joke Thread Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:32 am | |
| Mary had a little lamb,
But then she put that in the bin too. | |
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Sykesy
"Mean is making Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass fucked her" - Johnny 'Drama' Chase
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Location : Tijuana, Mexico ... Ol'e!
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| | Subject: Re: Post a Joke Thread Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:03 am | |
| - Black Dagger wrote:
- Mary had a little lamb,
But then she put that in the bin too. That is terrible ... | |
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Bastard
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| | Subject: Re: Post a Joke Thread Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:05 pm | |
| - Ari Gold wrote:
- Black Dagger wrote:
- Mary had a little lamb,
But then she put that in the bin too.
That is terrible ... Actually it's quite good. Mary = Women that put a cat in a bin for a few hours, and people in Britain are getting pissed off about it. Anyhow: When you have fat friends there are no see-saws; only catapults. | |
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Inah
Head Bitch In Charge
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| | Subject: Re: Post a Joke Thread Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:19 pm | |
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Ex-Mattitude Follower
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| | Subject: Re: Post a Joke Thread Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:21 pm | |
| ^^ Best fucking joke. Ever. | |
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Straight-Edge Zach
The Enforcer
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| | Subject: Re: Post a Joke Thread Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:41 am | |
| Why did the chicken kill itself?
To get to the other side. | |
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Bastard
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| | Subject: Re: Post a Joke Thread Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:44 am | |
| Can orphans watch PG films? | |
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sarahdos
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| | Subject: Re: Post a Joke Thread Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:06 pm | |
| how do you annoy lady gaga?
POKERFACE.
har. har. har. | |
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Bastard
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| | Subject: Re: Post a Joke Thread Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:51 pm | |
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A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, "Five beers please."
A photon is checking in to a hotel. "Is it just the one bag?" the receptionist asks. "Yes" replies the photon "I'm travelling light."
An electron and a proton are in a bar. "Are you sure you won't have another drink?" asks the electron. "No" replies the proton "I'm positive!"
What did the grape say as it was crushed?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Fuck you if you didn't laugh.
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