Hardcore Title Game

DAMN!

Alternate version-
Yes But there using our names, We could meet this hot chick and she is gonna suck our dicks off and were like "Were jay and silent bob, reconize." And she is like" ohh i heard on the internet that you guys are a couple of assholes." So she goes and sucks two others guys dicks off, Well fuck that.

Has no heart. Gets TIC and throws him into an alternate dimension where Trish Stratus never existed. Hits him with a baseball bat over the head, KOing him and then leaving him there with no way whatsoever to get back.

Yeah i couldnt remeber it competely anywho ....

The bad thing is, When you dream it doesnt happen in relaity. therefore your still dead as you were jerking of on deadpool

TESSA releases the rabid white doves, who peck both Classic and Zach's faces off while When Doves Cry by Prince plays. TESSA takes the title and proclaims himself the new champion.

Comes back to life armed with a shotgun and AK-47. Shoots all the dovess and then with the shotgun at close range shoots TT in the chest sending him flying like in the movies. KO! New Champ!

TESSA starts a huge dance routine, which Zach blindly follows. TESSA finishes by breaking off from the routine and kung-fu kicking Zach's head off.

SEZ regrows his head Wolverine/Deadpool style, then hits Bolton with the Cnadian Destroyer off a cliff, doing 300 flips, 1...2...3!

TESSA climbs back up the cliff and corners Zach over it. Zach screams "This is madness!" and TESSA screams "No...this, is, SPARTA!!!" kicking Zach off the cliff to his death.

I set you up for that.

Rises from the dead and throws some playing cards at Tessa which explode causing the cliff to breaks into chunks and Tessa falling to his doom. KO!

Mattitude Follower, as chairman of CGS: Exile, orders the game be restarted in the ring. He announces himself as the new Hardcore Champion.

WPK don't give a crap about what MF just said and he run him over with a Monster Truck!Knock Out!

Mattitude Follower no-sells the truck and whips out a 9m handgun. He hits WPK with a shot to the arm, sending him to the floor. MF utters the "take out his weapon" line and then blows his balls off for the 123.

I gets recreated by god,and I let Goldust have his way with you.The Ref says its KO!

^ Weak.

Mattitude gets back up, hits Goldust with a Death Valley Driver and then spits in WPK's face. With WPK blinded, Mattitude flicks his boot into his face with a Superkick for the 123.

^Lame!!!!!!!!

WPK Gets up and toss MF sorry ass into a chamber with Eugene.After 10 Days WPK comes back takes MF out of the Chamber and perform his most deadly Move..........Groin Squeezer!MF can take it anymore and he taps out!Woooooooooooooooooooo!

Ding Ding Ding

CMHL stares at WPK and WPK lays down on his back in fright. CMHL pins him 1-2-3!!!!

Yeah,I fell down if fear.......Yeah Right!
WPK gets back up kicks CMHL nuts,but it as no effect.WPK looks at CMHL in disgust,and then destroy him with the JACKHAMMER.WPK takes his shoes off,and then puts one of his fingers on CMHL Head for the win!

Ding Ding Ding
New Hardcore Champ for the 4 time:WPK!!!!!!!

CMHL sneaks up on WPK when he is taking aspirin. WPK's hand slips and he eats 33 of them. 5 minutes later WPK faints.CMHL pins him. 1....2...3!

Hits CMHL with a 2x4 wrapped in barbwire repeatedly untill he is covered in blood, then locks him in the camel clutch using the 2x4 to choke him. Tap Out.

Mattitude Follower wrote:

Mattitude Follower, as chairman of CGS: Exile, orders the game be restarted in the ring. He announces himself as the new Hardcore Champion.

GREATNESS!!!

Anyway i grab SEZ by the hair and pull it as he taps out like a bitch. Submission!

Hits TIC with the Worm, 1...2...3!

Mattitude grabs a sheet of glass and sets it up on two chairs. He then kicks Zach in the balls, flips him onto his shoulders and powerbombs him through the glass. 1-2-3!

Luke-man runs up to mf with a kendo stick and smashes it into his face and back he then hits the daggers end and makes the cover

1..2..3 ding ding ding.

Mattitude grabs a wet towell from some random ring crew guy and twirls it round into a whip. He then charges at Luke, smacking the wet towell into Luke's bare back. Luke sinks to his knees, tears forming round his eyes. Matt makes the cover. 123.

CMHL walks towards MF and MF falls to the ground and bows. CMHL kicks him in the jaw and pins him. 1....2...3

Mattitude Follower threatens to ban CMHL from the CGS forum so CMHL lays down for MF. 123.

^^^^^ Good One

BABA mugs MF, CMHL then mugs BABA and pins MF. 1...2...3.