Your Revolution Is A Joke (vs Kyle Evers)

Side Note: I warned Evers i'd post the RP close to the deadline, due to time restrains and thing in my way, and he was okay with it, he can confirm that, if needed ...



~ Your Revolution Is A Joke ~



|| Prologue ||

Toxicity II is upon us with a very good and enthusiastic card, put by the General Manager of Exile, full of talent, made to end rivalries, start new ones, award new champions, glorify the ones who remain as a champion, entertain the loyal fans of Exile and surely only the best can be on the Main Event of it. But, when we talk about “the best” and “Main Event”, Kyle Evers’ name comes to the idea, so we can all assume he’s on the Main Event, but who’s the other person? Who’s fighting Kyle Evers in the last match of the night? THE fight of the evening? Steve Storme – The guy on a 19-0 undefeated streak? Wade Wilson – The psycho behind a mask? Perhaps Kyle Deathlocke – The other guy who’s also undefeated? … Seems highly probable but as incredible and surprising as it may sound it’s none of them – No legends or another Brotherhood member. The Main Event of this Sunday puts one on one, face to face in the same ring, none others than Kyle Evers and Aaron Wolf … One can only wonder who the fans will be rooting for … Aaron Wolf, a hot young prospect who has just arrived on Exile, 2 weeks ago, and that has left a great impression so far, while, on the other side, there’s Kyle Evers, the current World Heavyweight Champion, still undefeated since his arrival; He has truly gone on an “arrive & conquer” situation, reminding of the original “God King”, Xerxes, so will Aaron beat Xerxes’ spirit or fall short, just like King Leonidas? … Because of such facts some people call this match to be a Wrestler Of The Year versus Rookie Of The Year match while others just think it’s a legendary egocentric prick versus a… well, versus another egocentric prick, but new; Either way, it shall be very interesting … We can only expect both of them to bring it all at the Pay-Per-View as this match will decide who wins the Courage Cup, who will be proclaimed to be the first ever CGS Pure Champion, who’ll face the winner of the Bloodshed Cup, having then granted a shot – if they were to win that match – at the World Heavyweight title (coincidentally held by Kyle Evers himself) and since both Evers and Wolf are undefeated and there has got to be a winner for this match, this match will prove who will suffer their first defeat on Exile and will certainly give a boost of confidence to the glorified winner of the evening, the man who gets his hand raised at the end of the night … So far, Evers has defeated Cameron Hayden and Master Of Destruction to reach the finals, while Wolf had to defeat Shawn Stevens and Derek Levy, so, at this moment, we can only assume and wonder what’s on Aaron’s head as he’ll probably feel a big sense of injustice since he had to fight two well-known wrestling superstars while Evers, the so auto-proclaimed “God King”, only had to defeat one major superstar – it being Cameron Hayden – while the other one loses every match he has, so that was a given, in Aaron’s opinion … Who will add the name of yet another victim to their CGS catalogue? … But this match is not “just” for the CGS Pure Championship and not everything Aaron is probably thinking about Evers is bad as Aaron himself has admitted he enjoys watching Evers dominating CGS, with Kyle being one of his wrestling idols and a man who he sees as a perfect rolemodel … In fact, Aaron has spoken to the world about his dream of wrestling his nowadays Idol and defeat him, preferably … What’s there not to like in a person with similar tastes and thoughts as you? What’s there not to like in a person with the intelligence of Evers and who uses it to show how superior he is? What’s there not to like in an undefeated man, in Exile? … Looking back and thinking over these questions, there are only two final questions left:

What’s there not to like in Aaron Wolf?
What are the real differences between Kyle Evers and Aaron Wolf?


|| The Scene – Your Revolution Is A Joke ||

The scene starts in Aaron’s hometown, Vancouver, Canada, with Will picking up his home camera and take it off from charging. You can see the camera is recording as the “REC” appears on the screen, with the red dot by its side, and it marks “7:33am” at the right-hand side bottom corner of the screen. It’s obvious Will just woke up as he can barely open his eyes … (Well, either he just woke up or he has a massive hangover … anyway …) He’s sat down on a red sleeping bag, in Wolf’s already-known messy bedroom, and picked up the camera to make sure it had its battery fully charged and to put it on Record Mode … Will struggles to get up but he eventually does, with the help of the two arms, having to let the camera left recording on the sleeping bag, but as soon as he gets up and bends over to try and get the camera, he falls completely on his head, hitting the floor next to the sleeping bag … Looks like Will has a hangover, after all, but no signs of partying are on the scene. He once again tries to get up … After three failed attempts he finally manages to get up and pick up the camera, which marks “9:21am” so Will probably temporarily fainted somewhere in between, making sure it’s still recording … As soon as he gets up, he carefully takes four small and silent steps in Aaron’s bed direction, always pointing the camera to Aaron’s face, and approaches it and, as soon as he’s just next to the bed, he bends over a bit and tries to wake up Aaron, who is rolled on his grey sheets, shaking him a bit and calling his name.

xXx – Will – xXx
Aaron, wake up …

xXx – Aaron Wolf – xXx
Uhmm …

xXx – Will – xXx
Aaron, wake up …

xXx – Aaron Wolf – xXx
…

xXx – Will – xXx
WAKE THE FUCK UP!

As soon as Will unleashes this intimidating scream, which roars through the whole neighborhood, he raises his hand high and slaps Aaron, hard, on the cheek, like never seen before. Aaron’s first reaction is of shock, with no reaction whatsoever, just quickly covering his head with the sheets, but then he unleashes his wrath, sitting on the bed.

xXx – Aaron Wolf – xXx
What the fuck is wrong with you? … Can’t you ever wake me up decently? … Fuck … You know it’d be really nice of you if you brought me my breakfast to my bed …

xXx – Will – xXx
It’d be really nice if your mom gave me a blowjob.

xXx – Aaron Wolf – xXx
Whatever …

Aaron gets up from bed, rolled in sheets, and looks for something.

xXx – Aaron Wolf – xXx
… Where the fuck are my jeans? I’m naked at the moment, Will, help me …

Will picks up Aaron’s dark blue jeans from the floor and throws them at Aaron, who catches them with both hands, letting the sheets fall, staying naked there for a couple of seconds. Will films it and laughs while Aaron crazily starts stroking his cock for the camera, making a funny face, with both Aaron and Will laughing at that moment.

xXx – Aaron Wolf – xXx
Haha …

xXx – Will – xXx
Dude, you didn’t even put any pants on … Your penis is just there, like, in full contact with your jeans’ zipper or buttons or whatever that is made of.

xXx – Aaron Wolf – xXx
We gotta hurry for that interview with those assclowns I told you about … Plus, fellow partner, *pats on Will’s shoulder* your mom likes it like that … *laugh* … Payback’s a bitch, ain’t it? …

xXx – Will – xXx
Ha ha ha, very funny, Aaron, very funny …

The camera now cuts and it marks “10:03am”. In the screen you can see Will’s face starring attentively at the camera, checking if it’s recording and as soon as he discovers it’s recording, he starts filming around. You can see Aaron’s already all dressed up, with the dark blue jeans and a black dress shirt, putting some kind of yellow cereals into a bowl and then pouring milk on them and sitting down on the nearby chair.

xXx – Aaron Wolf – xXx
Where’s the spoon? … I’m almost sure I put a spoon over here.

xXx – Will – xXx
I didn’t see anything …

xXx – Aaron Wolf – xXx
…

Aaron gets up and goes grab another spoon, while Will makes the spoon he took from Aaron silently slide next to Aaron’s bowl.

xXx – Aaron Wolf – xXx
… Will … Sometimes I wonder why I even bother …

xXx – Will – xXx
C’mon, cheer up … You’re being filmed … It was a joke.

xXx – Aaron Wolf – xXx
Whatever … Didn’t you listen we got to hurry up?

xXx – Will – xXx
I’m sorry, Mr. Responsible Which Had To Be Woke Up By Me …

xXx – Aaron Wolf – xXx
Just freaking eat!

The camera, which now marks “10:46am”, cuts once again to another scene which is outside of some kind of local arena. The arena looks relatively small, its walls are white and it has a rectangular shape. Both Aaron and Will walk to the glass doors of the arena and walk in. On the inside, the arena is not bad at all and it has some kind of a modern rustic feeling feel to it. They keep walking on the inside, with Aaron looking for a door, which he finally finds, on the second floor.

xXx – Aaron Wolf – xXx
It’s here … And damn it, Will, my penis’ head is hurting from rubbing on the jeans’ tissue …

xXx – Will – xXx
Haha!

As soon as Aaron says this, he adjusts his dick, perhaps in an effort of making it all more comfortable down there, with his right hand and opens the door with the left hand, in a miscalculated act, with the people inside seeing him adjusting his balls for a second. Inside there’s a big table with two microphones on it and with two comfortable-looking benches behind it, as requested by Aaron, one for him and another for Will, and about 30 chairs, with around ten or fifteen people sat on them – A couple of them are journalists and there’s also a security guard, but the rest are fans, seeing as this is some sort of “Ask Aaron” conference, where every and any fan can ask any question they’d like to Aaron for thirty minutes or an hour, depending on how well or bad it goes. Aaron enters the room, with Will following, still filming, and the fans cheer up and some applaud, as Aaron now sits down on the farthest bench, while Will sits down on the nearest one, and starts talking right away.

xXx – Aaron Wolf – xXx
… *cough* Hello … Just so you know – if by some sort of magic you didn’t know – I’m Aaron Wolf and I was forced to being here so no trying to be smartasses, okay? … If one question bothers me, I’m out … Respect me and I shall, well, not respect you, but I won’t dislike you … You, just like any other person around you, start from a negative 100 points in my consideration and you’ll want to climb up that ladder as soon as possible … Animals start in minus 50, so you probably feel bad now … Great! … Now, on to the questions …

There’s a microphone going on within the fans, which passes from hand to hand so they can ask the questions to Aaron loud and clearly, so the fan who’s going to ask the first question grabs the microphone and makes the question. He looks like a complete geek as he is somewhat fat, is white, with blue glasses, cream trousers and black Exile t-shirt. This is the type of fan Aaron hates the most and you can hear a giggle coming from Will as he knows that and he can see Aaron rolling his eyes as soon as the fan took the microphone … This kid, who must be around 17 years old, must have started not with the negative 100 points in Aaron’s consideration but probably around negative 150.

xXx – Fan #1 – xXx
Hey Aaron, I’m George Michael, I come from Toronto, and I intend to become a high profile wrestler, so my question is: What kind of special measures do you take to maintain your form and morale up? Any special training?

xXx – Aaron Wolf – xXx
For starters, you call me by Mister Wolf, and, to answer your question, “special” measures or training? What am I? A little girl afraid of what other people may think so she stays in form and buys everything expensive and has top notch treatments and trainings to keep fit? I don’t think so … My “special” measures and training constitute of, basically, drinking and fucking around … But hold your horses, no drugs involved … Well, not because I don’t want to but I may die because of it … And I wouldn’t want to let everybody down, worldwide, with me dying now, would I? Nor do I want CGS and Exile to become the worse company they were before I arrived … I just couldn’t let that happen, right? … I’m so thoughtful and caring that I do not any harm to you, how cute am I? Very, that’s right … I know you all want to pinch my cheeks now, but there there, just be glad i took some time off my VERY busy schedule to come here, sit on a stupid bench and answer questions, when I’m usually the one who makes the questions and demand answers … But yeah, drinking and fucking around with friends, that’s my special thing … Also, do not forget the Eat-More candy bars [1], which I’m sure you eat a lot, taking your physical aspect in account: “It’s unique, but are you unique enough to eat it?” *quick funny face to Will’s camera with the 2 thumbs up*

The fan looks insulted but kinda cheered up in his hopes that purely drinking and “fucking around” will make him as much of a good entertainer as Aaron. Of course that is not all that Aaron does. He’s smart and thoughtful. Simply drinking and fucking around is not what Aaron does and it can’t be, but drinking, fucking around AND making other look stupid, that’s what he does. You clearly cannot be a good entertainer nor be superior if you cannot make others look stupid and worthless next to you. Surely this young teenager cannot expect to achieve stardom and have enough skills to beat the likes of legendary man like Undertaker, Chris Benoit or Kyle Evers himself, icons that make the business what it is today with a mentality like that. That’s the problem with teenagers nowadays – they don’t think about repercussions and then fall short and flat on the hard floor that’s called Life … Moving on, the microphone is passed to another fan who is sat right behind the one who just asked the question.

xXx – Fan #2 – xXx
Hi Mr. Wolf, I’m Randy Jones, coming from London, Canada … Seeing as you’re a big fan of Evers, don’t you think that this match will be harder for you, due to that factor?

xXx – Aaron Wolf – xXx
… We had George Michael and now Randy Jones … What the fuck is this? Some kind of gay party? ‘Cause I don’t roll that way, okay? … I like how you called me “Mr. Wolf” though, so for that matter, kudos … Either way, to answer your question, no, this match will not be harder for me. You see, Evers might be an Idol of mine and I do have the utmost respect for him and what he has accomplished so far but that doesn’t mean I don’t want to kick his ass as hard as I can. Outside of the ring, I look up to him, but in the ring, I do not forgive, anybody, no matter who I’m facing, whether it’s Evers, Storme, Santa Claus or Deadpool … well, not Deadpool, but you get the deal … Anyway, like I said, Evers should expect me to bring my best just like I expect him to bring his. Sure, he might better and me looking up to him could probably intimidate me, but it doesn’t. You see, his mind games don’t work on me. His way of thinking doesn’t affect in any negative way, simply because I do the same. Me and Evers are alike, we’re almost like twin souls except in a non-gay way … We both are smart, everyone looks like a freaking blind and crippled ant near us, with no power at all to sustain our brilliantness and we both have the potential to dominate wherever we step into, we just need to bother and try and BAM!, it’s ours … The biggest difference between me and Evers it’s simple: I have much respect for him, he has from none to little for me, but when you think that is a bad thing, that’s where you’re wrong, that’s a flaw, that works in my way, to my advantage. Evers being my Idol and me being a quick learner, seeing as he doesn’t respect me much, I will bring high inner spirit to our match, in the Courage Cup “Grand Finale”, and prove him wrong and demand respect from him … So yeah, this match is not harder for me because I look up to him, it just makes everything easier, to be honest … I want that championship and I deserve it more than anybody else, even Evers, but whether I win or not, one thing is for sure: I hope everybody’s buying the Pay-Per-View, because it’ll be unforgettable, a clash of potential … It’s gonna be Legendary … I seriously hope people learn something from it – how to be the wrestle, how to think, how to act, how to be great … How to be the best, but most importantly, how to fight for what you want! … This match will enlighten the zombies that all of you are and will bring you a light at the end of the tunnel that might be your salvation, which could be forever lost if you can’t really see and acknowledge the greatness and pureness involved in that match … Sorry, but it’s true … If by any chance there are people with a brain cell that actually works, they will realize that.

The fan looks surprised on how determined seems to be when it comes to win the CGS Pure championship, when Aaron has to basically beat his Idol until he basically isn’t able to raise his arm for at least three seconds … Will, looks at his watch.

xXx – Will – xXx
We only have time for one more question as we have to fly to Montreal in a bit.

As soon as Will says this, a fan in the back quickly asks for the microphone.

xXx – Fan #3 – xXx
Aaron, do you have something brief you’d like to tell Evers, just in case he sees this, seeing as it’s being recorded by two official cameras, plus your friend’s camera?

xXx – Aaron Wolf – xXx
I do not need someone to ask me that … but fuck it, why not? … Kyle, I respect you and I’m pretty sure you’ll respect me by the end of our match, there’s no other way possible, as I’m going to bring my definitely best to the ring and I expect you to do the same from you, like I said before. I deserve that championship more than anybody else and not even a “God King” has enough abilities to tear me down … You are not unbeatable, Evers, and you know that … you also know that, much like Xerxes was told and shown, even a God King can bleed, except the big difference is that I am no King Leonidas ... You're revolutionizing this industry but you’ve never faced someone so alike you … it will all crumble down when you see that the biggest weakness you’ve got is a personified mirror … Kyle, your revolution is a joke!

When Aaron finishes saying this, he, as well as the fans and Will, gets up and is applauded by the fans and Will – who put the camera on the table – for brief moments. The camera is then picked up by Will and the scene ends, with the camera picturing Aaron adjusting, once again, his balls since his penis’ head is still rubbing on the jeans and it hurt when he got up … Ouch! …


TBC {The End}


References:

[1] Eat-More - "Candy bar made by Hersheys."