A Looming Storme...

(I thought I'd take some time out to type a short RP to add some more hype to the current Brotherhood vs. The sXe Army feud. I wish I could be an active member of the roster right now, but college and other obligations are keeping me busy. Still, I'm looking to debut in mid-December when I get a nice break from college. I know that's still a good while away, but with The SxE coming off a few losses. I thought a little hype in their favor couldn't hurt.)

~A Looming Storme~

Now to start with the burning question, what is the sexual orientation of The Brotherhood? A good question, but not THE question. Why is Ryan Evans blogging? Well, it’s served The Brotherhood pretty well. For example, Steve Storme’s blog has pictures of Raptor Jesus and plays Jay-Z so you can just look at the “neat” pictures and vibe to rap music instead of reading his usual “How many wins do I have?” rants that even a CGS newbie such as The Prodigal One can quote word for word. (Feel the sting Stevie! You just might need one of your boys to squirt some ‘Rawrsauce’ on that burn, but wait… do not have him drop his pants just yet because this wondrous blog and I are just getting started. ) Now, Kyle Evers’ blog is a work of art. What? Evers and Evans are kind of close last names so I’ll put him over a bit. Sure, he loves to rant in a way that resembles the bastard son of white trash and a Webster’s Dictionary, but hey, he is your favorite…white...boy. Thus Kyle Evers demonstrates why it is best to think up taglines when you are not under the influence. (No worries Kyle as a fellow “E,” I won’t bring up that horrendous tagline again…for now.) To his credit, it is safe to say that Mr. Evers’ blogs are the longest blogs you will ever read…ever. Clearly, size matters to Kyle Evers, but I've got to be honest…I scan through them. Guilty, but doesn’t everyone scan through his blogs? You’d think with a name like Kyle Freakin’ Evers that his blogs would be a comical treat from start to finish, but no…oh no dear readers. While he is an “E” much like a certain Prodigal someone, Kyle Evers continues the tradition of The Brotherhood. No, I’m not talking about the tradition of milking ‘rawrsauce’ from Steve Storme and then drinking it or squirting one’s own ‘rawrsauce’ onto an 8x10 picture of Steve Storme to give it that “glossy” finish. I am talking about The Brotherhood’s time-blemished tradition of being boring. No wonder they spend all their time getting drunk and stoned all of their promos are straight from Buzz Killington’s Book of Boredom. They beat around the bush with big words, swears, internet lingo, googled images, and YouTube videos all rolled up into one big sleeping pill that they call a “blog” or “promo.” Wow, I just killed in one paragraph what The Brotherhood takes two or three to accomplish. It’s called getting to the point boys. Stevie The Butch should of taught you that…or is Stevie the bitch?

Now onto the real reason behind this blog, where have I been all this time? Lost in a Kyle Evers blog? Actually, I was set to debut in CGS but a recent change of power in TakeDown has prevented that from happening. Apparently, I clash with people with “Steve” in their name. TakeDown’s President Shawn Stevens and I have yet to see to eye. In fact, his eyes met my foot right before I punted him upside the skull. However, he can’t stop Ryan Evans from representing TakeDown in December…which raises the question: is Ryan Evans straight-edge? I’m sure it’s well known by now that I have played a key role in the formation of the Straight Edge Army. While it is Derek Levy’s brainchild, I was consulted in the recruiting process. Still, do I follow such a lifestyle myself? My lifestyle can be best described not as excess, but success. I do live a disciplined life and growing up I was indeed straight-edge so why not lend a hand to the cause of a comrade and a cause I have belief in? However, The “war” hasn’t been good to the Straight Edge Army yet, but I have faith in Derek Levy and the men he is leading. Steve Storme has been gloating and why is that? If anyone with talent comes along, he recruits them into his Brotherhood so that he is not dethroned. The records of The Brotherhood remain spotless because the deck is stacked in their favor. Finally, someone comes along to challenge Steve Storme and his Brotherhood, but this is a battle that cannot be won overnight. Derek has talked himself hoarse over the wrongs of their lifestyle, but he cannot end there. The Brotherhood are slaves to fad…from Steve Storme’s hip-hop philosophy and interweb lingo to Kyle Evers scene and pop rock appearance. Even their lifestyle is glorified by the media hence why they do what they do. They are the kids who cuss to look cool, who smoke to gain a certain reputation, and who drink so they can have something to brag about. They aren’t living this way to be individuals, but to be part of the crowd.

It would take the arrival of Derek Levy and Ryan Evans to get The Brotherhood away from their MySpaces and over to a microphone. We call them out on the blogging, they grab a microphone. Derek threatens the well-being of Storme’s girl, Steve declares war. (Oh, but she was a “fake” right…the only fake thing about her was her chest isn’t that right Stevie?) It’s like dealing with children. Is that it Steve? Are you Peter Pan keeping everyone from growing up or are you a manipulator keeping talent on a leash and away from your loss record? There is no denying what you have accomplished Steve Storme, but I wonder if The Brotherhood is just a tool to keep your spot secure? Derek, Hector, and, Zach want to purge The Brotherhood from CGS and rightfully so. I can fight for that, but I’m aiming for the root of the decay. You mention me in blogs and our war of words continues. Fans compare us and yet we live two very different lives, but we do have some similarities. I’ve fired away at you and your Brotherhood…hell, I even did it your way through blogging and managed to leave the straight-edge rants at the virtual door. Why would I do so when there is no obvious stake in it for me? Because there is something at stake and that something is pride, I’m putting you on notice that I will see you in December…that is when the "war" you so hastily declared enters a new phase.