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 |  Subject: Cody Sexthy on Exile Point 1/11/2008  Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:46 am | |
| /Voiceover\
WELCOME TO CGS Exile's VERY OWN WEBCAST TALK SHOW...EXILE POINT!!! Your host, Leroy Brown!
/Leroy Brown\
Welcome CGS fans to this broadcast of Exile Point. Tonight we are going to look at a couple of events that are going on recently in CGS Exile, including the Toxicity main-event for the World Heavyweight Championship, and the feud between Ghost and STL. But we have a special guest tonight, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome one of the four men in the Fatal Four Way, Cody Sexthy!!!
The camera turns to Cody, who is sat on a chair, leaned on the set wall. He turns his head and notices the camera, his trademark smirk on his lips. Cody then rocks the chair back to its four legs, and clears his throat.
/Cody Sexthy\
Well hello ladies and gentlemen, especially the ladies who are watching this. You need somebody for the night? You wanna get down with the Chick Magnet himself? You like to do the Mattress Mambo with one man who just can't stop? Just call into the show, live on the number that's on the screen right now! Just two things are needed, number one, you are pretty, and number two, don't complain when you can't walk in the morning after a night with the Sex Machine. After all, I'm so sexy, my last name is Sexthy! *points thumbs to self and smirks*
/Leroy Brown\
Err...Cody, this isn't the time to invite ladies into your domain.
/Cody Sexthy\
You can go grow a pair Leroy. Then you can say you've satisfied your wife. *perverted grin*
/Leroy Brown\
*trys to ignore* So Cody, what do you think of the tag match in a few days, you are teaming up with fellow Toxicity opponent Zachary in the make-shift team that you call "Total Sexyness" against Kenny Orton and Massimo Fedrieechi.
/Cody Sexthy
I heard you had a teenage daughter too Leroy. If you do, tell her that if she needs somebody, she can give me a call. I can really give her cherry a good plucking, heh.
/Leroy Brown\
*Holding back anger* So Cody...onto the subject of your opponents?
/Cody Sexthy\
Those two punks are just jealous because they can't entertain women as well as I can, or men in Zachary's case. Look at Kenny, he had to bring his cousin Randy along to the CGS office so he could get himself a job, where I just walked in, said I liked women and anime, could wrestle yadda yadda yadda, and look where I am now! He's nothing but a ghost in a shell, he'll be unemployed sooner or later. Now onto Massimo Fedrieechi. He said that he was the kinda guy who always got the girl, but was on crack. He also drives a sports car to the ring. Since he's admitted he's on crack, don't you think he'll end up crashing the car onto the ring sooner or later? Me, I would be laughing my head off, because to put it in anime terms, I'm Goku, Zachary's Vegeta and those other two? They don't even deserve to be compared to anime characters by me. But one thing's for certain, women can't resist the Chick Magnet, men can't resist the Eliminator, but they sure can resist two wannabe players!!!
/Leroy Brown\
Thank you Cody. Ladies and Gentlemen, Cody Sex...
/Cody Sexthy\
Wait! I have one more thing to say!
/Leroy Brown\
Yes Cody?
/Cody Sexthy\
How old is your daughter? I need something to tire out the old Sex Machine.
/Leroy Brown\
GET OUT!!!
/Cody Sexthy\
Fine, fine, I'm going. You don't have to be so uptight, you can hardly crap the way you act!
Cody got off his chair and walked off, leaving Leroy livid.
/Voiceover\
Thank you for watching Exile Point loyal CGS fans! Thank you! Thank you all! *takes drink of coffee while the credits run* I don't get paid enough to act enthusiastic for this shit.
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