Sexy Boy Wants Tag Title

Subject: Sexy Boy Wants Tag Title Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:53 pm

Cody Sexthy walks down the hallway, when a pretty young interviewer stops him.

/Cody Sexthy\

Well watch it pretty lady, you don't want to miss out on the Chick Magnet Experience, don't ya? Nah, I didn't think so. So...you want an interview with the Sex Machine, one that could keep you up all night?

/Interviewer\

Yeah, thanks.

/Cody Sexthy\

I'm in a Battle Royal for the CGS Tag Team Championship. Simple enough, huh? Well I'm stuck with a bunch of sacks that can't make good loving in the bed, and love the idea of sucking each other's cocks, then springing up on them and taking them down. Pitching their tents, literally. I don't do that, I don't go for guy's asses.

Cody gives a lecherous grin at the interviewer.

/Cody Sexthy\

You know, I wouldn't mean pitching the tent with you, honeybug.

Suddenly the interviewer slaps Cody and walks away, Cody looks at the camera, unhappy at the turn of events.

/Cody Sexthy\

What did I do wrong? Every lady loves it when I use the innuendos!

TBC: Anyone in the battle royal

Subject: Re: Sexy Boy Wants Tag Title Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:09 pm

[center]*Leyla walks behind Cody and laughs*

Leyla:
What have you done to that poor lady to scare her away Cody?

*Leyla laughs even harder*

Leyla:
And as far as the match goes...A bunch of sacks, eh? You do realize there's a woman in the match? And I don't have a cock, I can tell you that. I can't wait to be in that match and win the Tag Title. As soon as I do, I will go after the Ultraviolent Title two and I will have two titles around my waist. And the best thing about this match is that Massimo is part of it too so I can get my revenge on him.[center]

Subject: Re: Sexy Boy Wants Tag Title Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:49 pm

Cody grins at Leyla in that perverted way.

/Cody Sexthy\

Everyone knows that almost everybody in the battle royal doesn't have a cock, hell I love the idea of women fighting each other in the battle royal! Heh, what about the celebration you said we were going to have? What's up with that? Tell ya what, if we end up winning the Tag Team titles, we'll stay up ALL NIGHT playing "Girls And Boys" if you catch my drift.

Cody grins like the pervert he is.

TBC: Anyone

Subject: Re: Sexy Boy Wants Tag Title Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:56 pm

*Roxy walks up to Cody and Leyla Looks at them *

Roxy: Yeah leyla he scared her away with his perverted ways thinking every women wants to sleep with him.*Laughs*

Roxy:Ok now onto to the match you think everyone in the match are a bunch of sacks?..Now in the match whatever two people are left in the ring are the champions?leyla what are you going to do if you and someone thats a heel are left standing?And cody what are you going to do if you and a women are left in the ring?

TBC:ANYONE IN THE MATCH

Subject: Re: Sexy Boy Wants Tag Title Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:04 pm

Cody grins at Roxy.

/Cody Sexthy\

Who are you again? The only women who would resist me are committed women or uptight women. You look pretty damn good yourself Boxy. Or is it Loxy? And that's right, everyone in the match is a bunch of sacks because they love to go on each other's back and hump, hump, hump, then dump them. Just like Brokeback Mountain! And the women in this match are pretty good looking! Not like the men.

Cody smirks at the two women.

/Cody Sexthy\

And if me and a woman are left in the ring? That would be heaven, because it would be a rare occasion in wrestling, and especially if she's good in the bed...get the hint?

TBC: Anyone in the battle royal

Subject: Re: Sexy Boy Wants Tag Title Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:09 pm

Leyla:
Roxy, there is no way in hell I would let a heel left standing. I just won't allow it, as there is no way I would go that low. I am a decent human being, as opposed to all of those heels in that match. So forget about, it just won't happen.

*Leyla then grins at Cody*

Leyla:
And don't forget about our celebration Cody. I know we were supposed to have one last week after we won but it'll just be sweeter when we become tag champs, don't you think?

TC: Anyone in the match

Subject: Re: Sexy Boy Wants Tag Title Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:15 pm

Cody gives a really wide grin.

/Cody Sexthy\

Oh yeah Leyla. Our celebration's gonna be what JR calls a slobberknocker! Too bad nobody else can join in, because when he gets going, the Sex Machine never stops!

TBC: Anyone in the royal

Subject: Re: Sexy Boy Wants Tag Title Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:25 pm

Roxy:Cody the name is Roxy fool! And I don't care if you don't know who i am.
I must be uptight then because I can resist you.
*Laughs*As for the Brokeback Mountain Thing that was a good one.
And Leyla you never know whats going to happen in wrestling.

TBC:ANYONE IN THE MATCH

Subject: Re: Sexy Boy Wants Tag Title Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:20 am

Massimo walks into the camera frame and is seen standing with the other compeditors.

Massimo: Whoa! Anime nerd calling me, a Homo. Cody you need to accutally need to sleep with a woman first and just stop braging and making up lies.
And I possibly got my biggest shock of my CGS Exile career in this promo. And that shock is that..... Leyla Magnus is a woman. You want my title so badly? huh? well I dont give a damn about the Tag Titles, I will only participate in this match to beat the living hell out of you Leyla. And one more thing Leyla and possibly the most important thing is that you still dont have my UltraViolent title. Mainly because I said I woud guard it with my life and give it my all to keep it and I have been doing just that.
Roxy?? I dont really have much beef with you except that your Homicide Angels Sister. So all you need to do is stay out of my way and keep Angel out of my way as well because I will destroy the two of you if you dont jet me have a Manager/Emo conflict free match on Tuesday. OK?

Massimo Sighs

Massimo: It was a major pleasure to meet you all here once again. Good luck for the match on Tuesday.

Massimo extends his hav to the Three and waits for someone to shake it.

TBC: Anyone in the Battle Royal, Cody, Roxy or Leyla.

Subject: Re: Sexy Boy Wants Tag Title Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:22 pm

*Roxy goes to shake Massimo hand Wait sike I don't where your hand has been*

*Roxy*And please do explain what an Emo Conflict is? And Massimo as far you telling me to stay out of your way I don't think i can do that You get in my way i'll knock you out.But im just going to leave you for leyla...
*Roxy Gets ready to walk away*

TBC:ANYONE

Subject: Re: Sexy Boy Wants Tag Title Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:06 am

Massimo: I really don't care. I'm In this Battle Royal to hurt people, not to become a tag team champion. Fine Roxy I will take you all down. But you got to realise that I will destroy you. I won't stop untill they are carrying you out of the ring in a stretcher

TBC

Subject: Re: Sexy Boy Wants Tag Title Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:20 pm

.: The argument continues as Austin Adams slowly walks into the room. Everyone turns to look at him. Leyla looks disgusted, and turns away. Austin stops, and looks directly at Cody :.

< Austin Adams >
No please, continue. I was having fun easedropping, I just thought I'd get a better look. As for it, I'd like to admit this is utterly pathetic. If any of you think you're going to be left in the ring, it's just sad.

.: Adams looks at the women in the room :.

< Austin Adams >
And you're interested in this Cody? Or is that just you're distraction so nobody notices your raging homosexuality? You couldn't even contain that Brokeback mountain reference. As for you Leyla, you should selling yourself out to every guy that's interested. Roxy, you know you won't win, why try? And as for you Massimo...

.: Adams laughs :.

< Austin Adams >
I don't even need to go there. Have fun in the losers circle. And if any of you, ARE left in the ring with me, well, just let me do all the talking and wrestling okay?

.: Adams laughs and walks out of the ring :.

TBC: Battle Royal participants.

Subject: Re: Sexy Boy Wants Tag Title Sun Dec 07, 2008 5:25 pm

Massimo: I need to stop being around all these think their so good asswholes.

Massimo also leaves the ring.

TBC: Battle Royal participants

Subject: Re: Sexy Boy Wants Tag Title Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:32 pm

Roxy:Uh well I'm out see you all in the match....

*Roxy Leaves the ring*

TBC ANYONE

Subject: Re: Sexy Boy Wants Tag Title Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:00 pm

*Leyla takes a step back and looks at Adams and Massimo leave*

Leyla:
Wow, this is actually fun. It's just like a soap. Everyone is dissing each other and there's full of drama.

*She looks at the wrestlers left in the ring*

Leyla:
I think I'm out of here too. Everyone knows I'm going to win that match anyway. And Massimo, after the next PPV, you won't have to worry about defending your title because it will be MINE. You can make fun of me all you want, but what goes around come around. Or if you want, karma's an evil bitch.

*Leyla drops the mic and leaves the ring.*

Subject: Re: Sexy Boy Wants Tag Title Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:56 pm

/Cody Sexthy\

Man, you guys have big egos. Must be from taking dicks up the ass because we all know you guys love to pitch the tent, literally. Well, I better go train for my match then after I win the Tag Team title with one of you guys, I'm gonna celebrate!!!

Cody struts out of sight, humming a tune.

TBC: Anyone

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