Bolty B
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Location : Dark Side of the Moon
Registration date : 2008-10-12
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 |  Subject: Cody Sexthy's Short interview  Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:59 pm | |
| Cody Sexthy is seen in the backstage, drinking a Cola and holding his trademark camcorder.
Cody Sexthy
Look at me, I'm finally going to get some tonight...
Cody then sees the camera and hastiliy puts away his camcorder, then grins nervously.
Cody Sexthy
Err...excuse the camcorder. I was just perving on the ladies, but you want an interview? OK.
Cody clears his throat before he speaks.
Cody Sexthy
I'm in this tournament to show the new number one contender for The Bandit's World title. My first opponent is some guy named Jose, who thinks he can pick more chicks then me. But no-one can pick up chicks like I can! He has nothing on the Sex Machine, I bet he would get tired after one night with a woman! On the first thrust! Same can go for Kenny Orton, what a dumb piece of shit. He's facing some Bobby guy for his title soon but he needs to face a real man, namely me! Michael Cash? He's alright, killed his brother though, maybe because his bro stole his porn. Montel Porter...he can't get laid for shit. DAYMN I'M GOOD!
Cody does a few thrusts then gets back to speaking.
Cody Sexthy
And The Bandit. I can't wait to win the tourney and face him, because he got lucky. He's just a lucky Crack Magnet that can only pick up hoes. Plus he looks like Yukmouth, and can only cut promos on crack. And...
Cody notices a girl walk by.
Cody Sexthy
I'm off to get some girls. Later all! END RP | |
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