I went out and I found myself some pussy

Subject: I went out and I found myself some pussy Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:08 pm

The Bandit is outside a club waiting for someone, he smokes a cigar as he waits.

The Bandit
I take alot of pride in being the CGS World Heavyweight Champion. But I have to admit, its gettin kinda boring facing the same people every week. I figure, if I'm gonna do that, atleast I gotta make some changes in my enviroment. I went out and I found myself some pussy.

TBC: Ernest Miller

Subject: Re: I went out and I found myself some pussy Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:12 pm

Unexpectedly, Ernest Miller comes dashing out of the club and he leans on the shoulder of one of the bouncers, taking a moment to catch his breath.

Ernest Miller - "I had to get out of there in a hurry, some Cat must have farted or something."

Ernest hasn't noticed The Bandit yet.

The Bandit - "Are you sure that Cat wasn't you?"

Ernest Miller turns around in disbelief ready to knock the black off somebodies ass, but he suddenly stops when he notices The Bandit standing there.

Ernest Miller - "Oh, hey! What are you doing here, man? I didn't know you came here!"

The Bandit - "I've been here a couple of times."

Ernest Miller - "It's a good place to come to. You won't find Disco Inferno around these parts as disco is dead! Oh, but the soul ~ the soul lives on. You feel me on that one?"

Ernest Miller sticks his hand up and The Bandit gives him a G shake.

Ernest Miller - "I've been coming here for years now. A real long time. Anyway, do you want to come inside? I can get you into the V.I.P. Lounge."

The Bandit - "I actually came here to see you."

Ernest Miller - "Is that so? You came to see me? Here? Why?"

TBC by THE BANDIT

Subject: Re: I went out and I found myself some pussy Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:47 pm

The Bandit
I'm gettin bored with this wrestling bull. I could use a legend like yourself at my side keepin me from fallin asleep. I fight the same guys every week. Yo, you come out of retirement, I want you to team with me. Man think it about, we could have major loolz pwnin them noonies everyday ba. New competition for me, tag titles and a whole lot of crack for us! We could have a badass name, matching uniforms, matching cigars even! Besides, its a whole lot better than spendin all your nights at fart smellin clubs right?

TBC: ERNEST MILLER

Subject: Re: I went out and I found myself some pussy Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:30 am

Ernest says nothing for a few seconds before thinking of something to say.

Ernest Miller - "When you say 'crack', you mean bum crack, right?"

The Bandit - "Oh, uhh... Yeah, of course. Of course that's what I mean!"

Ernest Miller - "Right, that's a good thing. I love me some bum crack."

The Bandit - "You can't tell me you're getting as much bum crack as you did when you were wrestling."

Ernest Miller - "I still get some, just not as much."

The Bandit - "You can still dance like James Brown, right?"

Esrnest Miller - "You should have seen me inside earlier - I was tearing up the floor."

The Bandit - "Did you get extra attention?"

Ernest Miller - "Hell no.."

The Bandit - "You know why, don't you? It's because you've lost your superstar status. You used to be a Professional wrestler, you used to be a bad ass. Now what are you?"

Ernest Miller - "A has been?"

The Bandit - "I would never think of you as a has been, I know you can still go, man! You get back in the ring, you'll have your status back. You'll be getting as much bum crack as you did when you were Karate world champ!"

Ernest Miller - "I don't think that's possible, but I get the point."

The Bandit - "Okay."

Ernest Miller - "What's the competition like? Are they tough kids?"

The Bandit - "They're a bunch of blackies, man. None of them are more than half ready to get their shine on."

Ernest Miller - "I see. It's like that, huh?"

The Bandit - "Just like that. So what do you say? Do you want to wrestle again? Do you want to team with me?"

Ernest Miller - "Well, the matching uniforms thing sounds all right. I like my leopard skin stuff though. How would you feel wearing some of that?"

TBC by THE BANDIT.

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