CMHL_Is_Legend
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 |  Subject: Jump into the Fire RP  Sun May 24, 2009 10:09 am | |
| Cole Cage is shown on the titan tron.
Cole Cage: The day is approaching. The next PPV is almost here. My next major match is almost here. The dreaded pink slip will be given out. A fusion title shot will be given out. 2 tag team championship shots will be given out. And which will I receive? Will I pick the pink slip and get fired? Or will I win a title shot. Either way, the odds are on my side. I’ve got a 3 outta 4 chance of getting what I want. And that’s not my only advantage. I am facing pure dimwits. Kevin Bolton is the biggest dumb ass that I have ever seen. He probably doesn’t even know what a pink slip is. Hell, he doesn’t even know how to open a damn door knob. I mean look at him. Doesn’t he look funny? And don’t even get me started with Massimo. He’s a wanna be playa that has a major crack addiction. I mean, how is he a threat? I mean he does drugs, which means he’s obviously not very smart. And finally Ace. I hear he’s a punk rocker. But I’m not sure that any of you people would know. I mean, he’s like never around. And before I heard about my match at Jump into the Fire, I didn’t even know he existed. He really can’t be a threat. There’s no way.
Cole Cage’s signal is shut off. Then the arena turns orange. Then Burn In My Light plays and Cole Cage walks out from backstage. Cole poses as red pyro bursts around him. Then red pyro starts bursting in front of him. Cole walks through the pyro and struts to the ring. He slides in and climbs the turnbuckle. He taunts, jumps down and grabs a mic.
Cole Cage: See this chizzled body. Looks like perfection huh? Well with me everything is perfection because I am perfect. I have no flaws. I don’t do drugs, I’m not stupid, I don’t lose when I actually try, and most importantly I am charismatic. And I have come to save you from this boring company with all my excellences. I’ll get rid of these punks that you call super stars like Steve Storme and Dash Blade. Wow, they’ve won a few World titles. But they would stand no chance versus me one on one in the ring at a PPV. They just don’t have it. They don’t have the skills. I’m just too good for them. Hell, I’m too good for all of you. And you’ll all realize that I speak the truth when I stand atop of Exile.
Cole Cage stretches and waits for someone to object. No one comes out. So he continues to run his mouth.
Cole Cage: You see, I have come. And I have come a second time. The first time I was too young to understand. I was too naive. I didn’t know wrestling to stay very long. And that’s how I fell. That’s how the great Kenny Orton fell. And just so you know, that wasn’t my real name. Now I am using my real name because I know I have nothing left to hide. I’ve already established myself. I’ve already won the now defunct Millennium title. So no one can call me a poser. Because I’ve already defined who I am. I was a star before I left. And now I have gotten better. I am stronger, faster, meaner, smarter and more skilled. I have become virtually un-stoppable.
Cole Cage gets out of the ring.
Cole Cage: The day is approaching. Jump into the Fire is almost here. And I, I have the chance I’ve been waiting for. And I won’t let myself lose because I’ve already been down that road.
Cole Cage drops the mic and the arena turns black. | |
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