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Slim Shady
 Number of posts : 2943
Age : 32
Location : The Bronx
Registration date : 2007-08-18
Points : 10000437
 |  Subject: Triple Threat?  Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:36 am | |
| Dash Blade is standing next to an interviewer. The interviewer is a young lady and she is standing very close to Dash Blade and she looks up to him as the camera man gives her the okay.
Interviewer
Dashy you just watched the promo that Massimo made about you and Cole Cage.
Dash Blade just laughs and the girl steps closer to him Dash takes the mic and takes a step back.
Dash Blade
Listen girl I know you want this but control yourself and at least try to be professional. And no I do not mean a professional escort. Anyway what the hell is wrong with Massimo? I mean every other word out his mouth was the f-word. I think he's a bitch. I don't mean like a moaning whining bitch. I mean a bitch like an annoying female. You know sort of like you. See how both of you called me Dashy. Only girls call me that, and I admit I do like it. So it leads me to believe that Massimo was flirting with me.
Dash Blade sighs and stares into the camera.
Dash Blade
Bro, I don't know if i got your hopes up somehow. I got a girl though and I don't swing that way. Jack "The Raper" might swing that way though I mean he's probably getting real desperate. So yeah calm the hell down and take a few hits of the ganja before our match cause I don't want to be in the ring with some idiot who can't think straight.
Interviewer
What about Cole Cage?
Dash Blade
Who?
Interviewer
The other guy in your match.
Dash Blade
This is a Triple Threat match?
Interviewer
Yeah just forget it, bye Dashy.
The feed fades to black and Dash Blade walks away.
End RP | |
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