Douchesickle
Wallace (Surname of my ex and she hates it... bitch >=D)
Go fuck yourself
Smeghead
Fucktard
Top ten insults apparently xD:
1) Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
2) You must have been born on a highway 'cause that's where most accidents happen
3) Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is
4) It looks light your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork
5) Dumbass
6) If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid
7) You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
9) I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.
10) We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
I am indeed tempted to use some of these in an RP at some point x]
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Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:45 am
