Dash Blade's Lost Promo

OOC: I started to write this promo and never finished it. I decided I didn't want to be in the fed anymore. The ending was supposed to be Dash ripping up Hector and even through yet another Rap in. I ended it differently though obviously.

Dash Blade is seen sitting next to a door in a dark alley way. The video feed is being played live to a crowd at a house show. Dash Blade looks up and he doesn't look happy. He's not in the mood for playing games right now. He's wearing a very oversized off green hoodie and dark jeans.

Dash Blade
Tonight, I want the fans to know something very important. I came back to CGS for one reason and one reason only. And that is for all of you. For every single fan that bought a T-shirt, that tuned in weekly, that bought tickets, that attended autograph signings and had me take a picture with them. This is why I came back even though I knew I might have to leave again soon. I've been tossing and turning the idea of this main event match. Dash Blade has come back and it seems like a lot of the competition is leaving. Now I will have another match against Hector for the World Heavyweight Championship. The first time I fought him was my return and I was damn sure I wasn't going to lose my comeback match at a pay per view. That's just not the Dash Blade way. So what about the match coming up. The re-match for the title. I didn't want to come back and win the title. I wasn't sure what to do. I'm still baffled at how I came to be in this position. So what am I going to do? I'm gonna kick some ass and take the title back. Mother Fucker forget the uncrowned king of CGS. I'm taking the thrown, the belt, the crown, and everything. This is just the way I roll. And if anyone out there wants to stop me.

Dash looks up and his serious face cracks a devilish smile. One very uncharacteristic of Dash Blade. He almost seems posessed.

Dash Blade
It's way too damn late now.

Dash Blade pulls off his hoodie and throws it in the trash and then opens the door behind him. The Camera gets closer and Dash Blade is wearing a custom Met's jersey which he is famous for. But on the back is not his name like usual. On the back MR. CGS is printed with the number ten on it. Dash Blade smiles as the camera follows him as Dash Blade makes his way towards the ring. Dash can hear the audience cheering as the live feed is still being played.

Dash Blade
I want to give the fans what they want right? This isn't about me. Hell it never was. I'm giving one hundred and ten percent. I'll go harder than I ever went for this promotion. This is another era of Dash Blade.

Dash Blade looks into the camera and smiles as he is in front of a black curtain.

Dash Blade
Do y'all wanna know why I'm like this? Do you really want to try and comprehend why I am like I am. Well to be fucken honest. I dunno it's just The Way I Am.

The Way I Am by Eminem blasts through the arena speakers. Dash Blade comes out through the curtain, and Dash Blade smiles as he looks around. Then Dash walks down the entrance ramp giving high fives to all the fans as he walks down. Dash goes to the front of the ring and pulls out a black bag and garbage can. Dash Blade throws the bag into the ring and the trash can. Dash climbs in and holds his hand up and a member of the production team throws him a microphone. Dash sets up the trash can and takes off the top. Then he holds the bag over his head.

Dash Blade
Welcome everyone to one of the best shows on earth. This is CGS God damn it. We don't follow the normal rules. We don't put up with bullshit. This is my favorite promotion ever. Am I little biased because I was the first wrestler that this company ever signed? Probably. But none of that matters right now, because Dash Blade is ushering in a new era. As you can tell a lot of "talent" left the company. If by talent I mean a couple of bum fuck losers who tried to destroy CGS with boring promos that can be used as torture against terrorists then yes, talent. I was going to keep my mouth quiet about the Brotherhood leaving CGS but I'm the biggest thing in CGS right now. I'm the fucking main event. I'm what you all have to aim to be. I am the future champion.

Dash Blade drops the black bag on the floor. And walks around the ring while he speaks.

Dash Blade
So I'm assuming that CGS's New Year resolution was to get rid of the cancerous crap that poisoned CGS. It's sad that my own half brother was brain washed by these pathetic losers, but he needed to leave. Everyone knew they were leaving. They were practically having orgasms thinking about starting their own fed. They were nice enough to leave the title belts behind. They didn't respect CGS. They don't understand the importance of this place. They didn't respect the fans. But Dash Blade will always be here for you guys.

Dash Blade looks down at the bag on the floor.

Dash Blade
I bet you are probably all wondering what the black bag is for.

The fans start to cheer and Dash Blade smiles.

Dash Blade
This is a little symbolism. I hope that you'll be able to understand it. It's pretty simple.

Dash Blade grabs the bag and opens it and pulls out a poster of the Brotherhood and unravels it and the crowd starts to boo loudly.

Dash Blade
This is one poster of the Brotherhood!

Dash Blade throws it in the trash and the fans go wild. Dash Blade then pulls out a DVD case.

Dash Blade
This is a DVD containing the PPV Storme Vs. Evers III. Like anyone wants to listen to Evers talk three times, let alone main event a fucking PPV. He's barely a legend, he's a boring ass fake loser.

Dash throws the DVD case in the trash and laughs.

Dash Blade
So let's just try and forget these guys ever came here. The entire lot of them. Because I got two things in this bag.

Dash Blade pulls out a can of lighter fluid a big box of matches. Dash Blade dumps the lighter fluid into the trash. Dash throws the can into the trash and takes out one match.

Dash Blade
Will the crowd please sing with me during this reverent moment. Na na na... na na na na

The crowd join in singing. "Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye." As the crowd says goodbye Dash strike the match and throws it in the trash. There is a big flame that jumps about 4 feet out of the trash can and then it continues to burn. Dash throws the bag into the trash can and everything burns up.

Dash Blade
Goodbye to that crap.

The flame dies down and Dash Blade grabs the mic.

Dash Blade
I'm not going to lie. CGS means more than anything to me.

The video cuts off directly after Dash says that. Text comes across the screen. Dash Blade deleted the rest of this promo in the editing room. He didn't want it to be seen. A report from a fan appeared on a wrestling website saying that after Dash said CGS means more than anything to me, he looked out into the crowd and said fuck it. Then dropped his mic and walked out of the arena.