Who would you fire?

WWE put you in charge to balance the budget and say you MUST release 5 superstars. Who would you cut? And if they are big superstars how would you get rid of them? Give reasons to why you would have them released. I'll probably post my 5 tomorrow. I thought this would be a pretty good idea, be as creative as you want with how you would storyline them out. If it is someone like Snitsky you can just get rid of him no problem, unless you want Vince to pull the old YOUR FIRED!

Simple enough.

1st. I'd move Snitsky to ECW. No reason needed, he just returns to demolishing his opponents. He targets Finlay but, Finlay beats him. So, Snitsky attacks Finlay and sends Hornswaggle to the hospital. Superstar Released: Hornswaggle. Hornswaggle is a disgrace.

2nd. Snitsky and Finlay will resume in a fued. Ending in a Belfest Brawl were Finlay would win. Superstar Released: Snitsky. Snitsky is just horrible and hardly ever used.

3rd. Mark Henry announces plans to reveal wrestlings most deadlist move, a Worlds Strongest Slam from the top rope. He tries to do it on Matt Hardy but, The Boogeyman music hits and Matt is able to escape. However Boogeyman feels Hardy's fate and recieves the World's strongest slam from the top, busting through the ring. Superstar Released: Boogeyman. bad gimmick bad wrestler.

4th. MVP is willing to do what it takes to get his credibility back. He finds an easy target in Kung Fu Naki. Kung Fu Naki is taking out backstage by MVP, time and time agian leaving Kung Fu Naki vs MVP career vs career. MVP wins and gets Kung Fu Naki released. After this R-Truth fueds with MVP. Superstar Released: Kung Fu Naki. Most annoying gimmick and will obviously never go anywhere.

5th. Vince McMahon calls down Hardcore Holly and fires him. Superstar Released: Hardcore Holly. Never going to go anyway, and is just an extra.

1st, 2nd, 3rd. Jeff Hardy challenges his brother for the ECW Title, Jeff goes up to for the Swanton Bomb, but Boogeyman comes out of nowhere and hits the Boogeyslam on Jeff taking all three of them through the ring!!!
Wrestlers Released: Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, and Boogeyman

4th. Kane comes back as Dr. Issac Yankem for one night and grabs all of Snitsky's teeth yanking them out before Chokeslamming him through the ring.
Wreslter Released: Snitsky.

5th. Big Show had some bad burritos for lunch...Hornswaggle is hidden in the toliet...Big Show leaves a Big Shit for Horny!!! And he went SWOOOSH down the toliet and was never seen again.
Wrestler Released: Hornswaggle...

I tried to keep up with the WWE's cartoony gimmicks.

jericho
priceless(all 3)
maria

all boring, annoying and such

Candice Michelle.
Mark Henry.
Snitsky.

I have no idea who else though..

Hornswoggle and Finlay face Mark Henry and Tony Atlas in a "comedy" match which ends with Henry squashing Hornswoggle with a splash from the top rope. For this callous act, ending Hornswoggle's lame career, Henry gets banished from the WWE by whoever's running ECW these days. Reasons: Henry is pretty dull and Hornswoggle is an insult to my intelligence.

You don't even need a storyline for this one... Jeff Hardy takes drugs, screws up his big push and gets released. Reason: Jeff Hardy is just an overrated botcher with way too many fans.

DX come back for one night and piss off Vince early in the night somehow, probably with some lame cock joke. Vince gets mad and walks in on Snitsky getting with Stephanie while Bob Holly films it on his phone. Vince is so disturbed and irate, he fires Holly and Snitsky on the spot. Reasons: Holly has never been over and just generally sucks while Snitsky has no ability in entertainment.

Tiff wrote:

Candice Michelle.
Mark Henry.
Snitsky.

I have no idea who else though..

Candice Michelle? WHY? She is hella over, hella hot, and her wrestling ability is getting really good.

Well, first get rid of the people who aren't important and have no chance to win a title and arent in huge fueds and most likely need more training.
Eve Torres and Jillian Hall.

People who annoy the fu** out of me.
Kung-Fu Naki and Zack Ryder.

And then I would hold a random drawing for the fifth and final person.

stl311© wrote:

Tiff wrote:

Candice Michelle.
Mark Henry.
Snitsky.

I have no idea who else though..

Candice Michelle? WHY? She is hella over, hella hot, and her wrestling ability is getting really good.

Of that list you question candice? LOL.

Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H is announced. They both fight a 5 star match at Mania and go on to win titles. But 2 years later, Vince gets in a huge fight with both men. He puts them in a career ending match. During the match, Vince sends Umaga out to demolish them both. Umaga lays it down so that both men were pinned. The match was a draw and both men were released.

Feast ot Fired. Brian Kendrick, Cody Rhodes, Carlito and Mark Henry get the cases. Henry trades his case with Cody Rhodes. But on reveal day it turns out that there were 2 pink slips in 2 cases. Carlito and Mark Henry get the slips and are fired.

Vince McMahon says Horswoggle ruined everything. He tells him to kiss his ass. Horswoggle denies and is fired.

All of the dont have reasons, except Horny. I hate Horny.

The Bandit wrote:

stl311© wrote:

Tiff wrote:

Candice Michelle.
Mark Henry.
Snitsky.

I have no idea who else though..

Candice Michelle? WHY? She is hella over, hella hot, and her wrestling ability is getting really good.

Of that list you question candice? LOL.

Snitsky has bad teeth and Henry gets a push because Michael Hayes doesn't like him...

You're telling me you'd take Mark Henry and Snitsky over Candice Michelle?

*insert gay joke here*

Hornswoggle, Kung Fu Naki, D-Lo Brown, Thee Brian Kendrick and Hardcore Holly. Hornswoggle because he's no good to the company/. He can't wrestle and his gimmick is old. Kung Fu Naki because He just can't wrestle and his production rate is low. Thee Brian Kendrick because he's no longer exciting. Hardcore Holly.... Do I really need to explain him. D-Lo brown doesn't have any fan base or wrestling skills. I would have Vince come down to the Ring and call out all the Wrestlers in the back. They would surround the ring while he and his two GM's stand inside. He would make an announcement saying the WWE is in a state of decline. The quality of work is starting to lack around here so I've made a decision that I think will motivate you. Some of you... will no longer have employment in the WWE you will ge to hear my famous words....YOOOOUUUUURRRR FIIIIRRRRREEEED. Now I know you all think I'm a fear boss and I will not disappoint you. I will allow you to prove yourself worthy of staying. Through out the course of the day I will be giving 6 names and the 6 of you will fight in a Elimination Chamber match next week here on Raw. Ther wrestlers will conversate with each other out side the ring and began to head back and Vince will yell D-Lo Brown You are the first name of the night. Cut to D-Lo Brown and his shock and then his face shows seriousness. Later after a match or two Vince appear on the monitor. Hardcore Holly you will compete next week in the Elimination chamber match. Vince will later run into Kung Fu Naki. Naki will begain his antics and some how insult Vince and Vince will add his name to next week. Then after MVP loses his next match his name is added to the list. ( I know hes not added on the list but someone has to win the Elimination chamber match). The last name mentioned at the end of the night would be Thee Brian Kendrick and we are told that the last name will be told to us on Smackdown. On Smackdown we find out that Hornswoggle will be the final name on the list. Monday comes the match MVP wins but Vince says you still have one final act to prove that you are worthy of remaining here and are loyal to the company. MVP says anything Vince. I wan't you to join a group. A group that has some of the greatest names. It a club actually... The Kiss my ass club. You know the drama