Derrick North: THE DEBUT

A Northern breeze is heard blowing through the winds of Fargo North Dakota. The storm emerges. It grows stronger, stronger and stronger still. The breeze soon becomes a snow storm, ice is seen on the ground covering the massive space between North Fargo to Fargo South, West Fargo to Fargo East. All of it is covered in Ice. The snow storm soon starts hailing. What is seen as merely a snow storm soon becomes a massive blizzard. Hardly any one in this city is out. Cars have stopped the roads are jammed, but one man is outside of the arena. One man is preparing for the chance of a lifetime, he is seen spitting in the face of the storm, he is seen playing ice hockey in the middle of a snow storm while the songs Falllen Angel by Band Tricky shortly followed by Send Me An Angel by the Scorpions are heard in the background.

Derrick North turns to the camera's and tells the camera people either to go away or let him be the main focus of his entry promo, not the storm that he merely shrugs off. Derrick North turns towards the masses of the audience and begins to speak

Chris Jericho, I know you are a fellow northerner, but do you truly embrace the northern storms. Do you truly think you can stand out in the blizzard with just a light leather jacket, fingerless gloves, and leather pants on. Can you hold your breath in the storm. Does the blizzard scare you into your house where you seek the warmth of your TV set, the comfort of blankets, and the coziness surrounding the atmosphere of a fireplace.

I can and I do it all the time, you see there is a great deal between you and I were both great at promos, we see opportunities and take them where others fail. We have been champions in many promotions that we have been apart of. But can you face me mano a mano man on man, goalie to forward, and manage to gain a victory.

To me I know I am better then you in everyway, I stay sane inside insanity I lock the door and throw away the key. You stay sane but you are definitely not both. What is the worlds most dangerous man, that which can be insane while being sane all at the same time. I am the antithesis of exactly that.

You may be great technical wise, but whatever you can give I can take, you may ask me for nothing, but you will get pain and you will recieve nothing but pain, tragedy, heartache, trauma in abundance.


I am the voice that you hear when your out in the cold the voice that cries to you telling you to return home. I have called many places home.
You have as well but have you embraced the ways of the north or have you embraced the people that will abandon you at every chance. The people who simply cannot feel what we feel for our birthplace of Canada.

It may be chilly but it is what I call home, Jericho you do not. You represent everything that has turned against us. You represent the media, you embrace the southern western and eastern states as if they actually care about anything that comes from our home.

Have you seen the southpark movie, anytime I went to a southern US State they chanted blame Canada.......Blame Canada.....Blame Canada.....

Are you telling me that these are the people you want to associate with.
While some may call what you are doing as merely taking the higher ground I call it selfish, attention seeking, and being a pitiful pitiful oh so very pitiful...the desecration, the very image, the very thought it's all so pitiful it's true. You know Jericho you need people like me to get ahead in life. You need people like me to embrace your native ways, I have respect for your ability,your charisma, your skills, you have everything but you do not use it. You need to find your inner peace, your inner sanctity, and become a true northerner once more. I have it all, you have absolutely nothing, and you give back nothing, you just take and you take and you take take take take.

Well in this match of epic proportions I will show you what it is to be one of us, and if you let me I will let you join me at the end.
And together we will find the northern blizzard, shop at the biggest mall in Edmonton, cheer for the Blue Jays, the Timberwolves, and the Raptors. Have a brewski and watch hockey, and laugh at people who feel it is quite a necessity to seek shelter. For how do you know I am right, you will know oh when the snow falls, darkness falls, and the guiding light is all that you see .

For if you will embrace it you will be like me, sizzling Derrick North, and the truth shall set you free as I will guide you there. When you reach that point your thoughts, your feeling all that you think you know, all the lies they will be sent to the castle oblivion, and the truth will ring out infront of your eyes once more. I am your future and the future is sizzlingly chilly.





Derrick North Walks away from the camera. The camera fades to black and it says beware the ice, beware the cold for the temperature is about to get sizzlingly furious. The era of sizzling Derrick North has begun. Enter Derrick North