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Subject: The Sexy Beast on Derrick North Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:59 pm
Leroy Brown And now we're going to get the second edition of the Highlight Reel, hosted by the world's biggest jackass, Chris Jericho.
Jay Rodriguez You're just a hater. Chris Jericho is a great man who has morals and wants women to know their role.
Leroy Brown By what? Hitting them, abusing them, mouthing them and making their lives hell?
Jay Rodriguez Yeah, exactly!
Leroy Brown Jay, sometimes I really doubt your intelligence.
Jay Rodriguez I doubt yours.
Once it hits zero, pyro explodes and after that, the camera focuses on Jericho, who is posing, his back to the crowd. Jericho spins around and looks out to the crowd, sneering at them, then makes his way to the ring. Once he makes it to the ring, he smirks upon seeing the Highlight Reel set and he takes a mic from a ringside worker, then begins to talk.
Chris Jericho First, where do we start? Oh yes, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the second edition of the Highlight Reel, hosted by yours truly, the Sexy Beast himself, Chris Jericho!
The fans boo as Jericho merely rolls his eyes at them.
Chris Jericho What? I'm more attractive then all you guys, even at 38! You're all just jealous.
Jericho smiles when the crowd boos.
Chris Jericho See, I was right.
Jericho's smile disappears and his face then turns serious, as he gets down to business.
Chris Jericho Now if you will excuse me, Y2J himself has some things to say about his match at this week's Fusion. It's a typical card, boring as hell, but what's this? My opponent, is one of the newcomers to CGS, and the asshole is called Derrick North! And what's this? He hopes to beat me in his debut match, and let everyone know that he's coming! But Derrick North, tough luck defeating the King of the World, I'm one-half of THE tag team in CGS, the Bonafide Bitch Slappers, where you're just some son-of-a-bitch who goes in, cuts a boring, monotone long-ass promo about being a bottom feeding, ass licking, trash flinging, Canada worshipping assclown! And Derrick, good luck on our match, because you won't be needing it when I, Chris Jericho, lock in the Walls of Jericho and break you in half! DAMN I'm good!
Suddenly, the titantron flicks to Derrick North's promo.
Chris Jericho This is great comic relief, by the way, because not only do we get to see a boring rant on racism and anti-Canadian attitudes, we also get to see him make a fool out of himself!
Jericho continues to laugh at Derrick's promo, and when it ends, he scowls at the crowd.
Chris Jericho Is this the kind of jackass you want to cheer? One who goes on and on and on about Canada? I don't think so, you want a man who knows a woman's role and who is a sexy beast to be the man you want to cheer! All the Jerichoholics know, and you should know, that Chris Jericho is the man to cheer! Don't cheer for all those jabroni assclowns like Dash Blade and Leon Caprice, they don't know what a woman's role should be! And back to the point of my opponent, Derrick, you know and I know that our Canadian heritage doesn't mean shit in this, you're just one little obstacle yet you're treating this as a matter of life and death. And that's what I've noticed! People are constantly trying to get into our feud with the women, yet they have no business in it, like Christian, Black Dagger and The Ram! Yet they're assclowns who probably...no I won't say it, but to finish it off, I've got one thing to say to EVERYBODY.
Jericho looks out, before he utters it out.
Chris Jericho CGS...IS...JERICHO!!!
"Break The Walls Down" plays, and Jericho slides out of the ring, smirking as the fans boo.
Leroy Brown I hope Derrick North beats some sense into Jericho.
Jay Rodriguez And I hope Jericho can beat up Derrick North!
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Subject: The Sexy Beast on Derrick North 
Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:59 pm