Straight-Edge Zach
The Enforcer
 Number of posts : 3564
Registration date : 2007-12-02
Points : 10
 |  Subject: Ram's gonna whoop some ass  Wed Mar 04, 2009 3:03 am | |
| The scene opens in a small run down gym. “Paradise City” by Guns n’ Roses is playing over the speakers. You can see Randy “The Ram” Robinson punching a punching bag, he’s wearing a pair of grey tracksuit pants and no shirt, you can see sweat drip off of his body as he punches and hear every grunt made as he punches away. After a little while The Ram turns to face the camera, he’s panting a little bit, he takes one deep breath before speaking.
Randy “The Ram” Robinson
Here we are Exile, my favourite sweatbox in this crazy world. As you can see I’m getting ready for my upcoming matches for this weeks Fusion. That’s right I said matches cause there’s defiantly going to be more than one for The Ram. I feel good, tag team tournament, highlighted by my CGS in-ring debut. It will be beautiful folks. I’m gonna drop the Ram Jam on those pansy ass bitches. I don’t care who it is, weather it’s Seth Omega, Chris Incision, Black Dagger, Dash Blade or those gay woman haters, The Bonafied Bitch Slappers. I don’t mean any hate on them at all though, just some of them decided to talk some smack about me, they all try to tell me I’m past my prime. Well kids that is true but let me tell you, when I was in my prime I was the best, I was so good that you would not be able to compare yourselves to me. Nowadays I still retain some of my former glory, I’m going to prove to you all that I can still get it done.
The Ram takes off his boxing gloves and drops them in front of the punching bag. He then walks towards the skipping ropes, he grabs one and starts skipping with it. He keeps his eyes pointing straight into the camera as he jumps.
Randy “The Ram” Robinson
You kids think you know wrestling, you think you’re all that great. Back in my day none of you would have lasted, none of you! You would have been manhandled by some of the greats in our business, the greats that I beat time after time. Dash Blade, you want to think of yourself as some modern day legend right? Well you are nowhere close to that, you may be a veteran and you may be an icon. But you are no Hulk Hogan, you are no Ric Flair, and you are defiantly not a Randy “The Ram” Robinson. You’re just a young white boy who wants to be gangster. You are good, you’ve been world champion a few times for a long time. Well so have I, much longer in-fact with much more brutal competition. Chris Jericho is another one like you. Kid you’re a future legend, but what’s the point if no one likes you? You get booed out of the building almost every single time you step through those curtains. You’re scum, your morals are all off. You think it’s cool to hit women, well I’ll bitch slap you and your punk friend Chris Brown. Who should not be in a wrestling ring. You pathetic piece of crap. You can rap, you can hit women weaker and smaller than you. Well Chris can you hit old men? Cause I’d like to see what happens when you slap me. God knows I do. You could compare the aftermath to that of yours and Rhianna’s relationship. One of us is going to feel real good about himself, while the other’s face will be so unrecognisable under those cuts and bruises.
The Ram stops jumping, he rolls up the skipping rope and hangs it back up in its original position. He then makes his way across the gym, talking as he goes.
Randy “The Ram” Robinson
There are some weird kids in this match as well. Dash Blade is teaming with this little Goth kid or something. Black Dagger is his name, I’m not going to comment. I’ve seen the tapes and there was a time when he was good, a world champion, now the kid doesn’t have it. I hope for his sake that he improves and drops the knife, cause I’m going to really hurt him if he’s not prepared.
Randy arrives at the nearest treadmill and jumps on it. He sets it up and starts jogging.
Randy “The Ram” Robinson
Okay Seth Omega. You’re some big ol’ badass. I’m supposed to be scared or something, intimidated? Well maybe I should, you’re a big 500-pound guy. If you sat on my old fragile body I could be paralysed or killed. But you must have some talents, I mean you’ve held every title there is to hold here in CGS. World, hardcore, mid-card belts and most importantly tag-team titles. That makes you dangerous here in this little tournament. You’ve got the experience and from what I’ve heard you are familiar with this Chris Incision character. That makes you two somewhat of a threat. But no worries I’ve made a career out of defying logic, I can beat your big ass. As for Chris, well kid you’d better be as good as I imagine you to be.
Randy starts playing with the controls on the treadmill, he makes it go a little faster then continues to talk.
Randy “The Ram” Robinson
Well I think I got you covered, there’s no fear from The Ram going into this. I’m ready and I’m prepared. I’m going to beat you with the help of my man Derrick North. We’re going to run wild through the tag-team scene here in CGS. I can almost guarantee that we will be the first tag-team champions in this little run and we’ll be a dominant team too. No ex-WWE jackass or rap thug is going to stop me. No hardcore freaks, no self-proclaimed ‘legends’ or emos! Kids you may be good but what history teaches us is that when you mess with The Ram, you’re going down. Ram Jam Baby! I promise you that.
The screen fades to black with the image of Randy “The Ram” Robinson running on the treadmill.
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