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Mattitude Follower wrote:

A Steve Storme Blog

Massimo, Massimo, Massimo. When are you going to learn the basis of respect? You walk out to the ring with your little chain and your little torn jean shorts and an unstylish crew cut hair-do, and then you proceed to humiliate yourself with your lack of intelligence. Dash Blade is my lackey? Do you realise me and Dash feuded on-off for over a year? Do you realise we hated each other’s guts? Do you realise that Dash Blade has beaten me before and can beat me again? The Syndicate of Sexy is led by OD LP, together. There is no ‘master’, we’re not into that S&M shit like some people. I’m confused by this whole VX2 thing. What the hell does it even mean? Does anybody care? Not likely because Massimo’s not the guy who boosts the PPV buyrate, or ensures viewers switch to Fusion each week. If Massimo could kindly explain the VX2 thing in his next ‘promo’ then that would be great.

I’m looking at your profile on CGS.com, which you typed up, and it says you’re a ‘rich thug’. So basically a wannabe badass with a flashy watch. Did mommy and daddy set you up in a nice penthouse flat? Did they pay for the best wrestling training money could buy? Well that’s nice, real nice, but despite that expensive training you still can’t break the glass ceiling, you still can’t win more than two matches in a row and you still can’t beat the Syndicate of Sexy. You claim you’re the guy who gets the girl, but on crack. You were running me down earlier on for puffing the magic dragon yet you claim to be a drug user too. Crack’s so 2000-and-late anyway. Oh and you really don’t always get the girl otherwise you’d actually have a chick at your side like I have Rachel. I never see you with anybody other than people with penises in your promos. Maybe I’m on to something there...

I’m looking here and it says you’re 5’12, which doesn’t actually make sense as you’re supposed to go to 6’0 then, and 310lbs which must mean you’re incredibly fat, or on a ridiculous and lethal amount of steroids. Which is it Massimo? You got a needle in your ass? Not the needle-dick of your boyfriend, I mean a ‘roid needle. What else? Your finishers are called letters of the alphabet, bet that was hard to think up. I’m not being sarcastic, for someone so moronic like you it probably was.

The lesson to be learnt here is OD LP have insults which cut like an attention-seeking emo, and if you try and screw with us, we’ll not only make you look stupid on the mic with our humourous put-downs, we’ll also turn up on Fusion and have you begging for mercy like a tramp for a penny. Storme out.

Dash Blade's Comments

Yeah everything Steve Storme spit was the truth. I don't know what the hell is wrong with you Massimo or how you even got into CGS. We are the best there has ever been and the best there is in CGS. OD LP for life. You just can't handle what we are throwing at you. If you can't handle the truth maybe you should just quit. I'm serious, send in your resignation to Jimmy and just get it over with. You're embarassing yourself and everyone in this company. I can't believe I had to stoop to this level for some kid. Maybe if you just kept your mouth shut you wouldn't have SOS gunning to take down your career. Believe me on Fusion it's going to be a massacre unseen before as Dash and Steve go all out on you. We are the legends in pro wrestling. I'm not even sure what the hell I can compare you to. Whatever, I won't be surprised if you don't show up. Cause just like a bitch, you got the talking down but you are never going to be able to back it up.

Dash Blade