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Slim Shady
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 |  Subject: A Very Spike Production  Sat Jul 25, 2009 10:30 am | |
| Spike Blade is seen sitting in the locker room. He's wearing a different attire. It looks vaguely similar to Ace's his opponent. Spike is sitting staring at the wall. There is no real reason or rhyme to why he is sitting staring at the wall as not even a poster to stare at is there. It looks like it is the locker room for most of the CGS superstars as there is many lockers and a Ref's uniform hanging in the back. Then suddenly a knock is heard at the door. For no apparent reason Spike punches the metal locker next to him and dents it. This confusing act will not be explained and will be attributed to anger. The person comes in and it's a guy wearing way too much bling. He's actually slouching a bit forward because his head and neck can't support the gold chains.
Dee Cooks
Yo, Deuce, I'm ya boy Dee Cooks. Ya heard? I'm gonna be your tag team partner fo rizzle.
Now Spike Blade parodying Ace, stands up and stares Dee Cooks in the eyes.
Dee Cooks
I was brought up in the mean streets of generic gangsta land USA. I was born and raised by my father, to be a criminal. After he left me and my mom. I never seen him again. He left before I was born. Try to figure that plot hole out. Seriously though, everybody knows what the hell Dee Cooks is about. I'm about looking gangsta, but not actually being gangsta. I lost to that Spike Blade but now that I got a jobba like you on my team who seems to be self hating and angry at the fact that he is a worthless piece of shit. Anything could happen. Know what I'm saying Deuce?
Spike Blade laughs and punches another locker, not to intimidate Dee Cooks but seemingly just because he can and it will make it seem like he is tougher than he actually is. Spike Blade turns his laughing face into one of anger. Once Spike Blade gives an angry face look to Dee Cooks it scares Dee Cooks a bit and he backs off.
Spike Blade
I do hate myself. And I hate you. But most of all I hate myself. Hence why I said it first. That is called prioritizing. But now I'm getting off topic. I hate myself for getting off topic. Our opponents are going to beat us, because I am nothing but a jobber. Let's be honest about you, you couldn't win this damn match unless you brought an actual gun to the ring and shot Spike Blade in the head. Then we would have to face off against Alicia and bro I've been on the independent circuit and I've lost to more girls then I can count. Dee I just don't think we have what it takes. Damn I hate myself.
Spike Blade punches another locker hard and dents it as well. Spike looks at the locker almost surprised that he dented it himself.
Dee Cooks
Yeaaaaaah boy. I know what you mean but like what has you been up to? Like since your last match y'all must've been training your ass off. I know I've been training. I went down to the hood yesterday. Talked to my man J-Killz, the DJ with skillz that are absolutely ill to the pill like a fire drill.
Dee Cooks looks directly into the camera that has been filming them this entire time.
Dee Cooks
And if you would like to book DJ J-Killz for your party, bar mitzvah, wedding, communion party, birthday or any occasion please call 1-800-ILL-KILLZ. He is open for all your music needs.
Dee Cooks looks back to Spike Blade and and Spike's face of anger is now one of sheer confusion.
Dee Cooks
He payed me 100 bucks to say that. I need da cash for my baby mama who doesn't exist but I will claim she does that way I look even more gangsta. Ya heard? Anyway bro come on you have to have been doing something to prove you are the b-e-s-t.
Spike Blade nods his head to look at the other side of the locker room and every single locker is dented on the other side.
Spike Blade
Other than that, I haven't been doing anything. I hate myself Dee. Forget CGS I'm going to quit unless an unimportant champion from an Indy fed that could never make it here in CGS happens to walk by and make fun of me. I don't know how the hell he'll even get into this CGS locker room. I mean you have to figure security would stop him or something. So there is no chance in hell it'll happen. So I am not wrestling.
Then there is a knock on the door and Spike looks stunned as Dee Cooks answers the door and a man is holding a box of pizza. The man seems a bit young and is not very strong looking. He has quite a few zits on his face and doesn't look very athletic at all. He does have on what looks to be a plastic replica of the CGS Fusion belt. The belt is definitely made of foam and he sees Spike Blade sitting on the bend. He drops the pizza on the floor and starts to laugh.
Jake Drinkhogger
So if it isn't Deuce and Dee Cooks. Looks like the loser from my indy promotion TAF is a loser here as well. By the way Dee Cooks I'm like your biggest fan. I mean if I could grow up like you to lose to someone as great as Spike Blade that would just be so wonderful. I dream about it every night. Spike Blade pinning my shoulders to the mat while the ref counts the three. Then afterwards me and Spike go out for a couple of drinks and well, wait a minute. Can I get your autograph Dee Cooks I mean it's not every day you get to meet someone from CGS.
Jake Drinkhogger pulls out a pen from the pocket of his shirt and a notepad and hands it over to Dee Cooks who starts to sign it.
Dee Cooks
Yeahhhhhh boy. Umm what does TAF represent anyway homie? Cause I've repped a lot of abbreviations and I ain't never heard of that one.
Dee Cooks hands the pen and pad back to Jake and Jake puts it back in his pocket.
Jake Drinkhogger
Well it stands for Trampolines Are Fun, but we decided to have matches in my mom's swimming pool now so we are probably going to change it to PAF. Or XPW, for X-treme Pool Wrestling. Either way here is a flyer.
Jake Drinkhogger pulls a paper out of his back pocket and gives it Dee Cooks. Dee Cooks starts to look at it.
Dee Cooks
I really can't read that well but alright homie but it sounds tight.
Jake Drinkhogger
Whatever bro just give it to whoever drives you places and he'll bring you to the address. My mom serves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches at our matches and I make lemonade. Stuff is made fresh.
Jake Drinkhogger focuses his attention back to "Deuce."
Jake Drinkhogger
So yeah loser, it seems you are a quitter too. You can't do anything right can you? I bet you will back down no matter what. You are such a horrible wrestler Deuce.
Spike Blade gets up and punches yet another locker. This time harder than he did before, so his anger has increased.
Spike Blade
I was hoping my superior wouldn't show up here. Go away Jake! This Saturday at Fusion, I'll prove that I am just as bad, if not a worse wrestler than Dee Cooks here when I get pinned by Spike Blade! Then I'll have your TAF or PAF title around my waist!
Dee Cooks
Hold up a second, how do you pin a person in a swimming pool?
Jake Drinkhogger
Well we play that you have to hold them under water for five seconds, it's really quite fun.
Dee Cooks
Oh no doubt, no doubt. Deuce you can continue.
Spike Blade
Forgot where I was damn I'm so mad! I need my steroids!
Jake Drinkhogger looks shocked and Dee Cooks is staring in a mirror now looks at his teeth and combing his hair.
Jake Drinkhogger
I've seen this before! It's roid rage! The wrestler that slept with my mommy had it!
Spike Blade tries to get into his locker where the steroids are but he dented the locker so it won't open. Spike Blade looks fustrated and screams out.
Spike Blade
It won't open! I hate myself! I hate this locker! I hate everything about this entire world! And I hate myself!
Spike Blade kicks the locker with all his might and it opens and Spike Blade finds what looks like a container of Flinstones Vitamins. This is because they are Flinstones Vitamins. Spike Blade twists the cap off and shoves a hand full in his mouth and chews on them. Then he takes out a bottle of grape soda and twists off the cap and drinks it. Then he looks over to both the guys who are standing there looking at him in shock. Spike Blade punches another locker and looks at both of them with a face that is definetely trying to show any angry expression but holding back laughter.
Spike Blade
Get out of here now!
Jake Drinkhogger and Dee Cooks both grab for the door but them going for it silmulatneously stops them from being able to exit until Jake backs off and lets Dee out of first and Jake quickly follows him. Spike Blade walks up to the camera and looks into it directly and is still trying to look angry. Then he bursts out laughing.
Spike Blade
Did everyone enjoy the show?
Spike Blade takes another sip from his grape soda and then sits down on the bench.
Spike Blade
To be honest I was only going to do one promo for the tag team match but just something happened when I watched Ace's promo. It was after I already did the freestyle promo. Ace was just so damn funny. Like without even trying. I was impressed. Then I realized he was serious and I was laughing at him. I felt bad. It was probably cause I stayed up too late then trained all morning. But damn was it worth it. I found a twenty dollar bill on the floor. I was like hell yeah and put that cash in my pocket. I bought a case of soda with it.
Spike Blade smiles and then stands up as he puts on a white t-shirt over the ring attire he is wearing.
Spike Blade
Anyway let's get back on topic, follow me camera dude.
Spike Blade grabs the door and flings it open and then walks outside where the guys playing Dee Cooks and Jake Drinkhogger are standing. They both nod their head and Spike does the same back to them as they are looking at the replica CGS Fusion belt.
Spike Blade
Ace I don't know if anything is real about you. You seem like a fake to me. I mean at least Jay Brooks is obviously a real person who likes to pretend to be gangsta or actually is gangsta. Either way that is a real way to live. But you, I just can't figure out. You're obviously some sort of wrestler. Not a good one though. Obviously not a good one. You are so bad that you'd probably lose to me back when I was 13. That was before I even trained a little bit!
Spike Blade walks down the hall as the camera walks at his side still filming him.
Spike Blade
And what the hell kind of name is Ace. I've met wrestlers with the first name Ace. And the last name Ace. But never just Ace. Andy Ace, he's got the double A thing going. He's obviously a wrestler and he wasn't half bad. You are a half ass wrestler. Could you not afford a full name? Steve Ace was a great wrestler back in the day. But hell you probably wouldn't remember him. You were busy jobbing to someone someplace else.
Spike Blade is still holding his grape soda and he stops to finish it off and throw it at the trash can he is near. Then Spike smiles at the camera and he continues to walk down the hall.
Spike Blade
I'm not a mean person Ace. I just don't respect you at all. I got respect for your tag partner. I know he is going to walk into the match with his head held high even though he knows he's got a an anchor tied to his foot. The anchor is a symbolic for you Ace try to keep up. You are going to hold him back. Want to know why? Because you need the champion of some hick promotion to come here and motivate you to even step into the ring in the first place. It's despicable. It's a shame. It's disgraceful to CGS. I've already said it before, but just to reiterate I wrestle, most importantly for myself and for the fans. Not because someone doesn't believe in me from some other promotion. Cause you know what Ace. A lot of people don't believe in you. There are more believers in Zakk Wylde. He goes out there and yes maybe he knows he can't win but he still puts himself out there. You are the lowest of low in CGS. I can't wait for my victory come this Saturday.
Spike Blade reaches the parking lot door.
Spike Blade
Well I am out for now. This was a good chat. Hopefully I put some motivation into Ace so he can actually put on a good match. I would hate for it to be so one sided that all I have to do is beat Jay Brooks again. While Alicia cheers me on. That would be boring for the fans. Jay Brooks bring your a game and step it up. I'm out of here for now. Can't wait for our match, it's gonna be fun.
Spike Blade walks into the parking lot as the image of him fades to blackness as Spike walks to his motorcycle.
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