Straight-Edge Zach
The Enforcer
 Number of posts : 3564
Registration date : 2007-12-02
Points : 10
 |  Subject: Yeah sure  Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:24 am | |
| Wade Wilson is sitting in an office fitted with lots of office equipment and furniture, one of which is a fax machine that springs to life with a fax printing out. Wade, wearing a suit comprising of a plain white shirt, black pants and a blue and black stripped neck tie, sighs before leaning over to pick up the fax. He reads it when turns it to face the camera. Dear Wade Wilson,
we at Exile would like to inform you that your opponent for this week’s episode of Fusion is the debuting Mr Tamborine Man. We apologise for the late notice and wish you the best of luck in your match.
From the desk of Jimmy DeMarco. Wade then places the paper of the desk and smiles into the camera. He adjusts the positioning on his chair so his head is more cantered on screen. After doing so he begins to talk.
Wade Wilson
They're only a couple of days late in booking this match you know. Just a couple, I still have time to prepare although not as long as I would have hoped. Especially considering that my opponent is only debuting this week. Which let me say is really unfair, cause when you think about it I have to go through the extra work of finding this guy's previous work from other promotions I've never even heard of, and that's only if he's ever worked for another promotion. For all we know, which is nothing about this guy let me remind you, is that we got some new guy coming in completely unpredictable leaving me in a really awkward position. Meaning that I'm going to have to go in there in Berserker mode. I'll be swinging at this guy as hard as I can for as long as I can and if he doesn't go the fuck down then well...we got a future star on our hands.
Wade reaches into the draw of his desk and pulls out a bottle of whiskey and a shot glass. He fills the glass and takes a shot; he does this again before putting the drink and glass back in their place. Wade wipes his mouth with his sleeve then goes back to his speech.
Wade Wilson
See, now I got myself worked up on this situation. What if he's actually good? What if he's great? I've just come off the biggest win in my career; I need to keep the momentum going. You think Havoc will let me hear the end of it if I lost to someone right after becoming the number 1 contender to their title? No they wouldn't...I can't give them any ammo! Argh the pressure is too much.
Wade reaches into a different draw in the desk. He pulls out a handgun and puts it to his head.[i]
Wade Wilson
Goodbye cruel, deceiving world.
[i]Wade pulls the trigger and a flag with "BANG" written across it in big bold red text. Wade smiles and chuckles a little bit.
Wade Wilson
Oh life is too good for me to kill myself. I'm the number 1 contender to the Exile Fusion Championship baby! And Massimo is the champion, Massimo, come on they might as well hand the title too me. This guy doesn't have what it takes to be the champ; he should end his career right now to save himself from the pain and agony. This Mr Tamborine Man character, same fate. You come in to Exile and you're going to get your ass kicked. Especially when you come in to take on Wade Wilson in your first match. Oh son I do not envy you. Woooooooooo!
All of a sudden the camera turns to face a man who’s just walked into the room. He's wearing the exact same clothes as Wade and has a confused look on his face.
The Man
Who the hell are you and what are you doing in my office?
Wade Wilson
Oh I'm Wade Wilson and I was just picking up some faxes.
The Man
Faxes? What?! Get the hell out of here, and take off my suit!
Wade jumps out of the chair and rips the man's shirt off, it tears. The man is not amused. Wade then goes to take off the pants when the man interrupts him.
The Man
Just get out of here!
Wade nods then runs out. The man is left alone with the cameraman; the man turns to face him.
The Man
Well get out!
The camera bobs up then down before the cameraman leaves the room. He sees Wade is the hallway outside and goes to face him. Wade isn't happy.
Wade Wilson
Uhh...edit out that part. Anyway...I just beat a CGS Legend in Joe Morgan, so if this new guy thinks he stands a chance well let me say that those chances are slim. You got nothing and you should just stay home. I WILL BREAK YOU MAGGOT!
Wade is feeling it, he starts jumping up and down unable to stand still. He looks from side to side then twitches a little bit.
Wade Wilson
Get outta my face, I gotta hit the gym.
Wade walks off screen pushing the camera out of his face as he goes. The camera fades to black with the image of the empty corridor.
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