StuffOfLegends Slim Shady
Number of posts : 2943 Age : 32 Location : The Bronx Registration date : 2007-08-18 Points : 10000437
| Subject: Yeah I'm Talking To You Bitch Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:30 pm | |
| Dash Blade walks away from Jimmy DeMarco's office he sees his locker room is right across the hall and it has his name on it and under it says Fusion Champion. Dash Blade smiles and walks into the room and slams the door in the camera man's face and he comes out wearing a Mets Jersey and loose fitting grey sweat pants. Dash has the Fusion Championship slung over his shoulder and is smiling and is obviously proud of it.
Dash Blade Follow me, kid.
Dash Blade starts walking down the hall way with the same swagger walk he had yesterday. Dash Blade walks into the parking lot and his Hummer 2 is there. Dash Blade looks at the camera man.
Dash Blade Come on dude you are riding shot gun.
Dash Blade hops into the car and quickly starts it.
An hour later after filling up for gas and a McDonalds pit stop.
Dash Blade pulls up to a club that is already at compacity. Dash Blade and the cameraman walk past the bouncer and into the club. The cameraman films Dash as Dash walks through the people and gets to the DJ and Dash pushes him away and the DJ backs off. Dash Blade cuts off the music and everyone looks at him.
Dash Blade It's good to be here at this club and I'm going to promote my match right here for the pay per view Jump Into the Fire. I think someone thinks my image is gonna be tarnished as I decimate and destroy Tya Kannelis. When I get into the ring it's going to be like any other match, I'm going to confidently walk down to the ring. Beat the opponent then walk back with a smile on my face and the title on my shoulder.
A fan obviously concerned for the safety and well being of Tya screams out, "but she's a girl!"
Dash Blade That's where your wrong mysterios voice of a stranger lost in a sea of idiots. She's in fact not a girl, but a bitch. I got no problem smacking no bitch. See if she was a girl I'd probably go easy and leave everything to techinical wrestling and still win. But the fact that she's a bitch means I'll just do whatever the hell I want. See I shouldn't have to be defending my title against someone like her, but she continues to pester the champions well I'm going to end the constant nonsense that the SOS has been getting from her. I don't care what attribute she says I'm missing that I'll need to win that she has. Cause I'm the one with the gold. She's annoying and I'm going to have to finish her off and I don't care if any of you idiots have a problem with it. Hell half of you are too drunk to hear what I'm saying. So I'll just make this simple and finish it with a Tya you are fucked at Jump Into the Fire. Your career will be ended again and you'll once again be the laughing stock of CGS.
Dash Blade puts the song Crack a Bottle on and the crowd of people look really lost and unsure of what happened but continue to dance as Dash Blade walks off the stage and outside. Outside there is a line of people to get in but a few people are outside smoking cigarettes and Dash Blade doesn't want to be bothered by people so starts to walk off when a girl grabs his shoulder and spins him around.
Club Girl Who do you think you are, where do you get off talking about a woman like that.
Dash Blade smirks and almost breaks out laughing.
Dash Blade Who is you? Tya's moms? You definetely do look old enough to be her mom's but I'm not saying your a milf or anything cause no guy would want to touch a ho like you. Where's the guy that knocked you up to have a bitch like her? Seriously he must have been some desperate fuck that was ready to do it with whatever slut he could find. Now here's an idea you go back into the club before I keep making fun of you in front of this camera and you end up becoming the biggest idiot in CGS history. So just go back inside and try to keep your legs shut and nothing bad will happen.
Club Girl You're kind of sexy when you talk like that.
Dash Blade just rolls his eyes as the girl is way too gone and doesn't have the time to deal with her. Dash Blade gets into the hummer and the cameraman is left standing there as Dash Blade drives off.
End RP
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