Weirdest Jobs you've wanted but never told anyone

What are some of the weirdest jobs you've wanted but haven't told many people about?

Mine are fairly simple.

Butcher- I wanted this job for a couple of reasons. One is anyone who knows me knows I love playing with swords and sharp knives. Two is anyone who knows me also know I have a very fond taste in meats.

Pyrotechnician- What can I say? Blowing shit up could be fun.

Gynocologist- The good news, you get to stare and play with pussy all day. The bad news? Most American women only come see you when there is something wrong.

Share your jobs you bitches and hoes.

Pathologist
Interest in human anatomy and cutting dead people up

Museum dude
I've worked in 3 museums thus far and I've gotta play with Armour, Guns and Swords, it be epic fun.

YeaI'mTheKane wrote:

Pathologist
Interest in human anatomy and cutting dead people up

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Also, a poet and/or book author .... generally that isn't "weird", but i'd only write in English

stl311 wrote:

What are some of the weirdest jobs you've wanted but haven't told many people about?

Well, for me, that would be pretty much every single one of my jobs I ever wanted (exception: Wrestler) because I don't know many people.

For those who are close to me, I always tell them this stuff, I don't see a reason in keeping any inspired job a secret from them. Hell, I'm a pretty open person (bar a few things), if any stranger asks me something about myself I'd tell them the truth.

Cashier. Those damn cash registers seemed fun back then.

When I was a kid I used to want to work for USPS delivering mail. I considered it again when I found out they have all the government benefits plus way better pay than I'm getting at my current job.

Is USPS different from UPS?

babaganoosh wrote:

Is USPS different from UPS?

USPS: United States Postal Service

It's completely different. USPS is the mail. UPS is a private company where you can send packages.

lolol What can brown do for you Baba?

ladymahogany wrote:

babaganoosh wrote:

Is USPS different from UPS?

USPS: United States Postal Service

It's completely different. USPS is the mail. UPS is a private company where you can send packages.

Ahh, I'm in Canada so I wouldn't know. So you wanted to be a homicidal maniac eh?

stl311 wrote:

lolol What can brown do for you Baba?

Well, normally brown means I've lost a pound and feel a little relieved.

I have wanted to be in a band, that plays in a strip club.

two jobs come to mind....(1)Male nurse(pay is pretty good) (2)cook...