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 |  Subject: Dash Blade Goofen Off  Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:21 pm | |
| Dash Blade appears on the Titan Tron dressed in Steve Storme attire. Next to him is a very hot blonde. Dash Blade stares at her and when she goes to put the mic to her face Dash tries to take it away and hits her with the mic and she gets knocked out cold.
__Dash Blade__
Damn is she okay? Someone take care of that? I'm Steve Storme bitch take the hell care of that! So ummm yeah Carnage get ready cause I'm hit you with my generic speech I give to all my opponents. I know very little about you, because I'm too damn lazy to find out and speak like an educated person. So I'm a say one thing about you that I do remember. Hmmm you have no GM! That's something okay now to continue... hmmm I lost my place can someone get Steve Storme a script. A paper is handed to Steve Storme and he starts to read it.
The audience erupts in laughter.
__Dash Blade__
Who wrote this crap? Oh... I did... oh well I'll say it anyway. Okay Dash Blade keeps crying. Yatta yatta ya. He keeps kicking my ass legally in matches and I end up having to cheat to win.
Dash Blade flips through the script.
__Dash Blade__
All right who messed with my script!? I don't have to tell the truth only how I see it when I cut a promo! Damn I'm Steve Storme bitch. Don't I got someone to read through this first. Now I have to face Dash at Toxisitci... Toxis... Toxic.... I have to face Dash at the next PPV. And the match will be in what we call a one on one match.
Dash Blade winks.
__Dash Blade__
In CGS I am the true legend. I was able to control the shows by giving blow jobs to whoever. I remember this one time I was supposed to have a match and not have 1 million people run down to help me and I cried until the GM finally gave me what I wanted. Damn I'm spoiled. Anyway yeah true legend. And that is for damn sure. I proved what I am worth and CGS is me. I am CGS, I am it's past, and it's present, and it's future, and I am CGS in a third world parallel dimension. CGS is in my blood, and my toes, and fingers. I love CGS. If CGS was a man I would marry it.
The entire crowd starts laughing and Dash Blade starts to blush.
__Dash Blade__
I mean if she was a female. Oh you know what I mean. I'm Steve Storme bitch! Anyway time to talk about Dash Blade. What is a Dash Blade? It sounds so totally awesome. Like something my mom would buy me at a store if she loved me. Hell in fact one moment.
Dash Blade whips out his phone and dials a number. Dash stands there as the phone rings.
__Dash Blade__
Hi mom.... it's me Steve!... no not Ace this is Storme... Your Son?... no the other son... anyway I was wondering can you buy me a toy... because I want one!... but Dash Blade has one...
Dash Blade puts his phone back in his pocket.
__Dash Blade__
My mom hung up on me. She always does.
Dash Blade starts to cry.
__Dash Blade__
Not again Steve Storme! You don't need her! Okay I'm good I'm good. Anyway yeah Dash Blade he cries... like me when my mother calls me! Oh mom why don't you love me!?! Damn lets get back. All Dash does is talk. He is all talk. Even when he talks he is all like annoying and then I come and I ruin it and speak for hours on end. Hell I remember when Dash Blade got finished with his match and I gave a speech. That was a good time. Anyway I'll beat Dash Blade cleanly. I mean as long as I can get a few chair shots in.
Dash Blade sighs as he looks into the camera. And he tries to look intense. He stares at the camera very hard.
__Dash Blade__
Okay anyway, I almost forgot where I was. Time to speak at the problem at large. And this problem is obviously Carnage. That brand should be dissolved and completely thrown out and all the talent fired! Putting all the people who can kick my ass on the same brand was a stupid idea. They should all be fired so I can keep beating up the nobodies on my own brand! Carnage if we ever got in a match. I would curl up in a ball on the floor. And then roll out of the ring. And then run and hide. And then get a a group of my friends. Preferably Three Hundred of them. Then we would block off a hall. Then when you guys came around I would hide in the back and then we would all go BOOM and KABOOM AND be all tough. And then I would sit back and drink some soda. I like fights they are fun but as long as you got friends. I will win with a 1... 2... 3.... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8...9... 10 because it is easier to win by count out when I distract the ref and have my sister or manager or someone hold the guy on the outside down and hit him when the ref isn't looking.
Dash Blade puts on a fake angry face as the crowd laughs.
__Dash Blade__
Yes it is funny when I Steve Storme win because whenever I do it, it usually involves lots of men helping me. Oh look at the time did I talk for too long again. Sorry bout that, well that’s all from me Steve Storme goodnight everyone, but first what do you think of the awesome Steve Storme.
The Audience boos loudly and Dash Blade looks shocked.
__Dash Blade__
Don't tell me you like that mean jerk-head Dash Blade.
The crowd goes wild and begin chanting we want Dash. Dash Blade takes off his shirt and under it is a huge Tattoo of a Blade with blood dripping from the end.
Dash Blade
Well you are damn lucky cause the real Blade will kick any and all ass. Even Steve Storme's bitch ass. Cause that's The Way I Am hit my damn music.
The Way I Am starts blaring over the speakers as Dash Blade smiles and the screen fades to black and the audience begins to chant Dash Blade over and over again.
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