There seems to be some Rampage fans running around here, so thought you might enjoy these:
Mauro: “There's a left by Jackson…. or make that Randleman, sorry!”
Rampage: “That's alright, all black folks look alike.”
Pride: “If you look into a crystal ball, what do you see in your future?
Rampage: “I don’t have a crystal ball, I only have 2 balls.”
Rampage commenting on the size of Tito’s head
“They made a Tito bobblehead but that shit wouldn’t bobble, it would just fall down to one side and stay there.”
After the Matt Lindland fight in WFA
Stephen: Was that like fighting an octopus?
Rampage: Man that was like fighting a big ass smelly skunk! Matt you need to take a shower man…
On what impresses him most about Chuck:
“His Mohawk. I’m impressed with how he keeps his Mohawk looking like that every time I see him. I’m really impressed with that. I wonder if he cuts it himself, if he has a barber or does he have a stencil thing he puts on his head so he doesn’t mess it up? Chuck keeps that Mohawk looking like that all the time.”
Bas Rutten: “So you’re fighting Minowa.”
Rampage: “Manure?”
Bas Rutten: “No Minowa, what do u know about him?”
Rampage: “I found out his name was Manure, I was like, damn, this guy must be the shit!”
On being the victor at the end of the fight:
“I like to see my hand raised at the end of the night. I like when the ref raises my hand. That’s why I shave my armpits like the professionals wrestlers. I like to see my arm raised.”
Quadros: “Rampage, where do you see yourself in 2 years.”
Rampage: “Well, right now I’m 23, so in two years, I see myself 25.”
Interviewer:
“Chuck said in his pre-fight interview it’s gonna be a first round
knockout. What do you have to say about that? First round knockout?”
Rampage:
“If he plans on getting knocked out in the first round that’s his business.”
Mauro: “Quinton, your thoughts on this fight..”
Rampage: “My thoughts are… I hope Wanderlei wins and wins fast, cuz i gotta go take a crap!”
“When I beat Wanderlei I’m a take his belt pull his pants down and spank him for bein so ugly”
“I love Marvin (Eastman), he’s like a brother to me. But right now, it’s time for black on black crime.”
“I thought I was going to be Prides only token black guy.”
-On Kevin Randleman
On MMA:
"Well the weird thing about me is that I grew up fighting and one of my friends introduced me to it (MMA) and I was like, 'Whoa, you mean I can beat up white dudes and not go to jail?'"
On who is his role model:
"Right now, Chuck Liddell is my role model. I really look up to him, mainly because he is taller then me."
"The drinks are on the house if you get somebody to buy you one."
On getting into brawls:
"I want to avoid every punch you throw at me, but I'm not scared to get hit. But I'm not just going to let everybody hit me. What the hell's wrong with you?"
During a post-fight interview:
"If I forgot a sponsor, then you aint paying me enough."
On PRIDE heavyweight champion Fedor Emelianenko:
"He's a baaaad man. He's a nice guy, though."
On his fight purses:
"Yo man, I need to get paid. I got a ton of kids. I have like a kid every 30 seconds. Wait, what time is it? Damn, there's another one. Told ya."
On fighting Ricardo Arona:
"I wanna fight him because I don't know him and he's in the video game, and I'm not."
On the MMA crowds in Japan:
"In Japan, the crowd is quiet, this one time I heard a cute girl fart in the second row."
"I ain't no one's punching bag. I go to the gym and see punching bags, and they black. But I ain't no one's punching bag."
"If Tito just use his head as a battering ram, he never lose."
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Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:43 pm
