Hornswoggle Royal Rumble.

I actually missed Monday Night Raw last night , because my stupid mum decided we didnt need Sky Sports 2 & 3 and for some reason Raw was on SS 3 and not SS!. But anyway i looked on the website and I saw that Hornswoggle has won a Royal rumble spot.

Now I dont mind him , he entertains kids ( like Cena ) but i swear to god if he wins that Rumble i am never watching WWE again. Now I dont mind if he eliminates some low card wrestlers , such as The Miz. But if he takes any Midcard wrestlers out of the Rumble then the WWE will have gone too far.

Shhhhh be careful what you wish for...Knowing Vince you might just see it. .....Well since last night he is in the rumble but do I expect him to win it ....


Gee they do have to have a few guys in there to get tossed out
Would be a boaring rumble if they didn't

Horny isn't tall enough to toss anyone over the top rope. So he better now even eliminate anyone.

I agree, if Horny wins I'm not gonna even turn on WWE TV again.

If we are lucky Vince will ban him from the arena and put someone in who actually can wrestle hell I would rather have The Miz in there. They both look funny. And The Miz can wrestle better... well not much better.

Yea, if hornswoggle wins i would be pretty upset. I think he will go in at like 11 and make it to 20 just by running around and dodging people.

I am sorry I just want to bring up something good about this... Mick Foley is in the rumble. That and Hornswaggle will have to be thrown out. Hi is to small to push over because he would fall through the bottom rope so maybe he will get injured and stay away from wrestling and go back to being an oompa loompa.

StuffOfLegends wrote:

I am sorry I just want to bring up something good about this... Mick Foley is in the rumble. That and Hornswaggle will have to be thrown out. Hi is to small to push over because he would fall through the bottom rope so maybe he will get injured and stay away from wrestling and go back to being an oompa loompa.

I Believe thats Oompa Loompaism

OK

Go on WWE.com and look at the poll. It asks if Hornswoggle can win the Rumble or not. I swear to god if he wins that Rumble I will get Vince shot.

Just even putting him in the Rumble in the first place is ridiculous. Completely effin stupid. And if he wins...well I'll probably still watch cause I love my guys too much to abandon them, but the anger will be there and everyone will know it.

steffiebaby140 wrote:

Just even putting him in the Rumble in the first place is ridiculous. Completely effin stupid. And if he wins...well I'll probably still watch cause I love my guys too much to abandon them, but the anger will be there and everyone will know it.

Well Royal Rumble has had it's fair share of stupid people. *cough*Drew Carey*cough*
At least Hornswaggle has the possiblit of being used as a weapon. Like Finley is in the ring before him and eliminates alot of people using him.

StuffOfLegends wrote:

Well Royal Rumble has had it's fair share of stupid people. *cough*Drew Carey*cough*
At least Hornswaggle has the possiblit of being used as a weapon. Like Finley is in the ring before him and eliminates alot of people using him.

Alright that could be awesome. Fine...I'm cool with it as long as he's used as a weapon at least twice. Dude, use him for a baseball bat...that would be funny.

If he wins the Rumble I might have to smack Vince myself.

steffiebaby140 wrote:

StuffOfLegends wrote:

Well Royal Rumble has had it's fair share of stupid people. *cough*Drew Carey*cough*
At least Hornswaggle has the possiblit of being used as a weapon. Like Finley is in the ring before him and eliminates alot of people using him.

Alright that could be awesome. Fine...I'm cool with it as long as he's used as a weapon at least twice. Dude, use him for a baseball bat...that would be funny.

Baseball, bat battering, bowling ball, canon ball it is very fun to make midgets equal to items.

I think Hornswoggle winning would be one of the worst things they have ever done. He doesn't deserve a major title shot. He entertains the fans but there are other people in the Rumble that deserve it alot more then Hornswoggle. I am not saying that Hornswoggle is not cool because he even entertains me but he just wouldn't lead a roster well.

Okay, any thoughts on the Hornswoggle "mini-Rumble" on tonight's Raw? I have to admit I was laughing a little bit in spite of myself.

ladymahogany wrote:

Okay, any thoughts on the Hornswoggle "mini-Rumble" on tonight's Raw? I have to admit I was laughing a little bit in spite of myself.

Yeah it was pretty funny.When Hornswoggle faces people his size he is pretty good lol.

They should bring back the juniors division.

The Batista and Kane actors were pretty good.

Well there is something worse to think about. Hornswoggle enters the Royal Rumble from the number one spot. Then he goes through the ropes and hides under the ring until the very last person enters and the final two is in the ring. Once the person gets tossed out of the ring, the last person in the ring will remain standing. However everyone would have forgot about Hornswoggle not being eliminated as number one in the rumble. He comes in and does a midget drop kick to the butt and the guy goes over the top rope. Hornswoggle becomes the third (in Vince's case, second) man to ever win the Royal Rumble from number one. Of course the first being Shawn Michaels, and the second being Chris Benoit.

Then Hornswoggle enters a rivalry with Randy Orton that continues into No Way Out and then they meet for their final battle at WrestleMania XXIV. Where Hornswoggle becomes the new WWE Champion, and sets the record for the shortest and smallest champion in history. Beating out Rey Mysterio who held the World Heavyweight Title from which he won from a WrestleMania as well. Then Hornswoggle holds the title for the entire year until John Cena comes back from his injuries. Then there will be a rivalry between John Cena and Hornswoggle McMahon. Who will be heel and who will be face, who knows?

^ If Any of that happens i am going to shoot Vince Mcmahon. And when They strap me in the chair , I want you to tell them the murder was just.

I hope Hornswoggle does hide under the ring entering #1. Then comes in after someone thinks they won. Then when he runs up to whoever, they will just toss him over the rope without any trouble.

Hornswoggle is the embarassment of the WWE - the most childish storylines I have ever witnessed have come from him. WWE should refocus on its core audience and ignore everything else! Although the Finlay confrontations that have used Finlay are fairly entertaining!

If he did win the rumble then the WWE would be ignored as a circus.