Straight-Edge Zach
The Enforcer
 Number of posts : 3564
Registration date : 2007-12-02
Points : 10
 |  Subject: Dear Mr Tambourine Man, this is some sort of joke right?  Sat Jul 25, 2009 10:08 pm | |
| The scene opens backstage where Wade Wilson is standing by with a mic in hand. He's standing in front of a wall with an Exile banner spread across it. Wade quickly pulls a cigarette and lighter out of his pocket and lights up. He takes a puff then puts the mic to his mouth.
Wade Wilson
Okay, Mr Tamborine Man...What the hell. We're booked for matches two weeks in a row and both times you fail to even show up? Seriously what kind of wrestler are you? I mean I showed up, I showed up and I gave out the ass kicking I had in store for you. I wrestled these last two matches expecting the latest hot prospect to hit the wrestling scene, and all I got was a couple of no skilled jokes who aren't fit to lace my boots. So Mr Tamborine Man I erg you to come out of your protective shell and step into the ring with me at least once. Get a taste of Exile; don't just sit around talking about the Internet buzz you've created. It will get old real fast. If you really want people talking about you, then you would step in the ring with Wade Wilson.
Wade takes another puff from the cigarette and blows smoke at the camera, you can barely see him when he starts to talk again.
Wade Wilson
You know when you came out for the first time and said that you weren’t afraid of me, I believed you. But twice in a row, well one has to speculate that Mr Tamborine Man has a little fear in his heart. It must be the first beat down you witnessed from me, the beat down that was supposed to be yours, but was used on Zakk Wylde instead. But I understand, if I was one of my opponents and I saw something like that I would be hesitant in stepping in the ring with me too. Oh and don't give me any bullshit that I don't know you, cause you don't have the balls to introduce yourself to me. Okay Mister, you comprende, asshole?
Wade stops to think for a moment. He takes a third puff from his cigarette then drops it to the floor and puts it out. He blows smoke into the camera again, when he comes back into focus you can see his free hand shaped like a gun against the side of his head.
Wade Wilson
You said something about myself putting a gun to my head and then backing out of committing suicide, you then did the exact same thing. Well Mr Tamborine Man what you did there was load the gun. Not showing up to our second scheduled match, you pulled the trigger. So if I ever see you in the ring then pray that I've cooled down enough to let you survive. Now I got things to do. Hopefully I do see you in the ring, if you exist that is.
The scene closes with Wade leaving the area. The screen fades to black on the Exile logo.
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